He desperately needs to spend the rest of his life in prison.
December 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He desperately needs to spend the rest of his life in prison.
I feel this deep in my soul.
I have three kids; dinner time has basically turned into a tapas restaurant at the table.
I have three kids; dinner time has basically turned into a tapas restaurant at the table.
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I feel this deep in my soul.
I have three kids; dinner time has basically turned into a tapas restaurant at the table.
I have three kids; dinner time has basically turned into a tapas restaurant at the table.
Reporters need to start asking "Well (what the fuck) do you know?"
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reporters need to start asking "Well (what the fuck) do you know?"
Come on now, do we really need to tear down inspector Javert? He's had a hard life.
October 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Come on now, do we really need to tear down inspector Javert? He's had a hard life.
What is the Venn diagram for this, mate?
July 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What is the Venn diagram for this, mate?
These are so undercooked they could be a Kanye track!
a chef says " you 're cooking like a donkey " while standing in a kitchen
ALT: a chef says " you 're cooking like a donkey " while standing in a kitchen
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July 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
These are so undercooked they could be a Kanye track!
Pepperidge farms need to blaze some kush, sip a glass of nice claret and listen to some Kate Bush.
April 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Pepperidge farms need to blaze some kush, sip a glass of nice claret and listen to some Kate Bush.
Shoes specifically for garden work
March 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Shoes specifically for garden work
Christ, mate. At least dip some bread in there.
Chin up. ❤️
Chin up. ❤️
February 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Christ, mate. At least dip some bread in there.
Chin up. ❤️
Chin up. ❤️
Well, we believed in you back then 🤣
February 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Well, we believed in you back then 🤣
@lindaholmes.bsky.social Im serious... 🧐❤️
February 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@lindaholmes.bsky.social Im serious... 🧐❤️
🤣 I was a teenage dirtbag and it passed so don't worry too much, It is part of the crucible I think. Either way; be you, whomever that is, as hard as you can.
Let then no person call ye false.
Let then no person call ye false.
February 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
🤣 I was a teenage dirtbag and it passed so don't worry too much, It is part of the crucible I think. Either way; be you, whomever that is, as hard as you can.
Let then no person call ye false.
Let then no person call ye false.
Wait till you start calling nice things "crispy"
February 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wait till you start calling nice things "crispy"
Yet there is always more coffee...
February 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yet there is always more coffee...