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slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
A picture of Power from Chainsaw man. She's wearing a white button up with a black tie. She has long blonde hair with her bangs covering her right eye. Two devil horns poke out the top of her head. In bold white lowercase font, the word "incorrect" is pasted in the middle.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
My dad got two farm pups for his sheep and they're very sweet
Black and white pyranese doggy with her little paws up on the gate so she can get scratches! All white pyranese doggy. He's the dad of the two dogs, and is giving a respectful distance from the gate cuz he does not trust me yet lol.
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Happy Indigenous Peoples day to all my native family both in the Chickasaw nation and in other tribes 🩵 I'm thinking of y'all today.
A photo of me in a black turtleneck with a cardigan over it. The cardigan has an angular pattern of triangles that are colored yellow browns and reds. I have earrings on that match and I am staring into the camera.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Slim, Eye of Aimlessness

2URG

Legendary Creature- Homunculus Shapeshifter

(Card text in alt text)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip. Whenever a player wins a coinflip, scry 1, you may then reveal the top card of your library. If a land is revealed this way, add a +1/+1 counter to Slim. If an instant is revealed this way, exile it until the end of your next turn. Spells exiled this way cost X less, where X is Slims power. 1/4
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
What, like you haven't seen an unemployed sad clown before?
A photo of me in a white frilly collar button up and a black suit jacket and black vest. The vest is buttoned incorrectly and the jacket is unbuttoned as well. On my face I have two black triangles facing opposite directions over both of my eyes and a black circle on my nose. I am looking into the mirror with a look of despair as I place my mirror against it my reflection doing the same. Both of us are sad and unemployed.
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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This is fuckin killing me why is he so CLOSE LDJFJDKAKA
An image of the magic card cruel tutor. It costs two colorless mana and a black. It's a sorcery that reads search your library for a card then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose to life. The card art however is a super close-up photo of I meant who I don't know from the Avatar series but it is perhaps the closest an image on a card has ever been to someone's face. Just fully borderless takes up the whole damn thing.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Why is she hitting the Jarl Balgruff
An image of jarl Balgruff from the hit game Skyrim. He sits in a wooden throne with the arms decorated with what appear to be dragon heads. Behind him is a cobblestone wall framed with wooden pillars to support it. He wears leather shoes with fur cuffs right below the knee and a tabard of red blue and gold. On his shoulders he wears a wool cloak of sorts and his blonde head is adorned with a crown with red and blue gems. His blonde goatee frames his face that stares at the camera as his right arm rests its elbow on the arm of the chair. His hand bent at the wrist inward in a relaxed and lazy fashion.
September 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Dont worry Grem! You can always cast this spell to save your creature :)
A magic card called snapback that costs one generic mana and a blue generic mana. The card is an instant that reads you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spells mana cost. Return Target creature to its owner's hand. This is funny because Gwen Stacy gets her back snapped so to use this card to save from the Gwen Stacy card is ironic.
September 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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It hit 60° at night which means it's time for some FUNKIN CHIMLI!!!!!
A red pot filled with chili sits on top of a stove top. A hand to the right holds a glass of wine that is 1/3 full. It looks good as hell, just trust me.
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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This game, but using the Switch 2 microphone peripheral. I would put money on this frankly.
An image of the box cover of the Nintendo 64 game "hey you Pikachu." In the center of the image is Pikachu with the words hey you Pikachu floating above him. To his left you see a Nintendo 64 game console with a microphone and controller plugged into it to show the peripherals used for the game. This game was rated e for everyone.
July 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Urabrask voice:
A picture of writing in the Phyrexian language. This consists of a long continuous line marked with slashes and accent markers. It is a Transliteration of the word "Metallica", because Phyrexians like metal and it was the first band that came to mind.
July 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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A personal favorite of mine as a scifi freak
The flag of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. The bottom of the flag is the standard rainbow array from most pride flags, but the red line on top is stretched over the top two thirds of the flag. On the upper left corner is a symbol of a martini glass being intersected by a robot claw on the bottom in a spaceship swirling around to the top, as an homage to the Communist hammer and sickle. Above that is a ringed planet akin to Saturn.
June 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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!!!!!!!!!!!!
An order receipt that included a shirt design modeled after the NASA worm but it reads "ACAB". as well as 5 stickers all pertaining to space and communism. All designs done by spacethey.gay An order receipt of a circular patch that reads "secret moon base" around the border. This was created by mox.art.
June 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Found the centrist of the year guys!
A blue sky account. Their icon is the Star wars imperial resistance logo with "join the resistance" surrounding it. Their screen name is Go2Guy with a blue heart, American flag, Israeli flag, Palestinian flag, the Star of David, the Ukrainian flag, the LGBT flag, an emoji indicating that they are a writer, and a peace symbol. Lol, lmao.
May 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
I set up playmats for the Baristas, why won't they shuffle up and play MTG with me :(
A counter top with two playmats set side by side on the opposite side of the counter. Both playmats have decks ready to play. There are infinitokens (not a sponsor just really cool) in the middle of the counter. There is nobody playing the opposing decks.
May 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
All I can offer is my dog
This is Bodhi. He's a German Shepherd husky mix. He's Sandy colored in this photo but when the sky is overcast he looks like a bright red and I don't know how he does it. In this photo he's laying on his left side ears at attention. The geometric rug beneath him starkly contrasts the soft curves of this big dog. I love him.
April 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
Forge is heat and I will play it whenever I can, the rest are just an example of me loving a gimmick 🔥🪙🪨🐦
Mtg card named Urabrasks forge Mtg card named Okaun, Eye of Chaos MTG card named Roxanne, Starfall Savant Mtg card named Riku of Many Paths
April 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
Oh I'm gonna PRE RELEASE
A picture of a magic card named Elspeth, Storm Slayer.
April 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Tarkir pre-release time!!! Even if I go 0-3 I will still walk out knowing I was the hottest person there!!!
A selfie of me in a mirror. I'm more dressed up than usual in my fighting leathers (aka my leather bag and a brown leather jacket) I have a self satisfied smile.
April 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Just A Tog :D (alt text describes my thoughts on this... Thing)
An mtg card. Atog 1R The card art shows a dark void of a landscape behind a single centered figure. a bluish black humanoid creature from the shoulders up. It's veiny skin ripples up its neck and past its chin to a smile that encompasses the width of its entire face. Two nose slits are nestled between two large orange orbs for eyes. The art feels predatory, but the creature seems kickable. The rules text reads 0: +2/+2 until end of turn. Each time you use this ability, you must choose one of your artifacts in play and place it in the graveyard. This artifact cannot be one that is already on its way to the graveyard, and artifact creatures killed this way may not be regenerated. The illustration of the piece was done by Jesper Myrfors. The creature is a 1/2 ... I would not play this creature nowadays.
March 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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My coworker has a book in her tote titled "Rescue Those" and I knew she was hyper religious so I wanted to know what it was. After a quick Google search, it is a group that compare abortions in the US to the Holocaust. Can't make this shit up wtf is wrong with her, I knew I didn't like her
AS CHRIST HAS RESCUED US, WE MUST RESCUE OTHERS The word holocaust means "destruction on slaughter on a mass scale." It is obvious why the atrocities that happened to those who suffered under the heels of the Nazi regime are now synonymous with the very word holocaust. Yet there is another slaughter of an even greater scale, and it is still happening every day in even the most modern and civilized nations. Holocaust is almost too weak of a word to communicate what has happened to over 60 million innocent children in the United States of America alone since 1973 (and those are only the numbers that are reported!). As you just read this opening paragraph, three children were unjustly slaughtered in the wombs of their mothers in the United States. By the time you finish reading the educational portion of this website, which I pray to God you will, about 200 babies will have been butchered under cover of law. By the end of this day, around 2,400 of your preborn neighbors will have been murdered through what has so politely been termed abortion.
March 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
slimjimcowboy.bsky.social
this is straight up something I've heard a 7th grader in an Invader Zim hoodie yell. The difference being that was 2012 and it is currently the year of our Lord 2025...
A snippet from an article by Rock, Paper, Shotgun about a new Disco Elysium "succesor": Your "Gonzo" option is: "Yeah, feed the masses! So let it be done. EAT UP, SKY RATS! (Take the bread)". You ever see a sentence that reads like someone wrote the exclamation points first and worked backwards from there? The attempts at understated philosophy feel just as unconvincing: "They give the filth on the ground a fighting chance to touch the sky. That's admirable".
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Short BF/Tall GF
A picture of two anime figures standing side by side. The one on the left is Roy Mustang from Fullmetal alchemist. The one on the right is Asuka Langley from Neon Genesis Evangelion. The Roy figure is a good 1.5 inches shorter than the Asuka figure. So thus he looks like a short king.
February 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Work is too long and not pay enough. Anybody wanna pay me to just exist? Being as that it's very hard to do that in this country nowadays
A selfie of my side profile. I am not smiling. I am just kinda staring out. A thousand yard stare of you will.
February 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Me & my first Commander(s).

God I love Gambling
A photo of me in a flannel holding a large green wrinkly fruit. MTG card featuring Zndrsplt, eye of wisdom MTG card featuring Okaun, eye of chaos
January 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM