mario: bwwuulooahhh hhuhhg oauughh lets-a go… smoke some dank weed!! oooaaagghhh

luigi: pasta fazooli! this dank kush has me higher than a koopa paratroopa! greraaaaooougghh uuuugghh huooouygggh

mario: your right luigi

me off the day old leftover beef stew

- the jester

me off the gas station slim jim and cheddar cheese combo pack

- the jester

me and the girlies discussion how to maximize our joint slay ✨

-the jester

when christmas pudding is too gaunchy!

This is what Family Guy would be like if it was “SpongeBob” 😂

when u see a thot that golfs and would rather be golfing 🏌️‍♂️ instead of fucking carrots

I love my music

Smurf-O-Vision: ACTIVATED. bweeeeee

I love to be Human