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This is the first-ever riff trial. But it won’t be the last. So for the next time someone does one of these, here’s what we’ve learned about how to do them right.
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is the first-ever riff trial. But it won’t be the last. So for the next time someone does one of these, here’s what we’ve learned about how to do them right.
The strongest evidence is against eggs, because participant 41470698 / 80826704 did a kind of self-experiment.
First he did a Potatoes + Eggs riff and lost only 1.8 lbs. Then he did a standard potato diet and lost 13.2 lbs. That’s a pretty stark comparison.
First he did a Potatoes + Eggs riff and lost only 1.8 lbs. Then he did a standard potato diet and lost 13.2 lbs. That’s a pretty stark comparison.
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The strongest evidence is against eggs, because participant 41470698 / 80826704 did a kind of self-experiment.
First he did a Potatoes + Eggs riff and lost only 1.8 lbs. Then he did a standard potato diet and lost 13.2 lbs. That’s a pretty stark comparison.
First he did a Potatoes + Eggs riff and lost only 1.8 lbs. Then he did a standard potato diet and lost 13.2 lbs. That’s a pretty stark comparison.
The potato diet continues to be really robust. You can eat potatoes and ketchup, protein powder, or even skittles, and still lose more than 10 lbs in four weeks.
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The potato diet continues to be really robust. You can eat potatoes and ketchup, protein powder, or even skittles, and still lose more than 10 lbs in four weeks.
Mean weight change was 6.4 lbs lost, with the most gained being 5.2 lbs and the most lost being two people who both lost 19.8 lbs.
One person gained weight, one person saw no change, one person reported no data, one person didn't do potatoes, and the rest lost weight.
One person gained weight, one person saw no change, one person reported no data, one person didn't do potatoes, and the rest lost weight.
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mean weight change was 6.4 lbs lost, with the most gained being 5.2 lbs and the most lost being two people who both lost 19.8 lbs.
One person gained weight, one person saw no change, one person reported no data, one person didn't do potatoes, and the rest lost weight.
One person gained weight, one person saw no change, one person reported no data, one person didn't do potatoes, and the rest lost weight.
With these two last-minute entrants, the final count comes to a total of 40 riffs.
Note that this is not the same as 40 participants, since some people reported multiple riffs, and a few riffs were pairs of participants.
Here they are:
Note that this is not the same as 40 participants, since some people reported multiple riffs, and a few riffs were pairs of participants.
Here they are:
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
With these two last-minute entrants, the final count comes to a total of 40 riffs.
Note that this is not the same as 40 participants, since some people reported multiple riffs, and a few riffs were pairs of participants.
Here they are:
Note that this is not the same as 40 participants, since some people reported multiple riffs, and a few riffs were pairs of participants.
Here they are:
Participant 80826704, who had previously done Potatoes + Eggs as participant 41470698 and lost almost no weight, this time did a standard potato diet and lost more than 13 lbs:
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Participant 80826704, who had previously done Potatoes + Eggs as participant 41470698 and lost almost no weight, this time did a standard potato diet and lost more than 13 lbs:
Since the last report, we’ve heard back from an additional two riffs.
Participant 87259648 did a Fried Potatoes riff and lost a little weight:
Participant 87259648 did a Fried Potatoes riff and lost a little weight:
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Since the last report, we’ve heard back from an additional two riffs.
Participant 87259648 did a Fried Potatoes riff and lost a little weight:
Participant 87259648 did a Fried Potatoes riff and lost a little weight:
Between January 5th and March 18th, 2024, we heard back from an additional seventeen riffs.
Potatoes + Dairy continued to work just fine. Also, the Potatoes + Skittles riff was an enormous success.
Potatoes + Dairy continued to work just fine. Also, the Potatoes + Skittles riff was an enormous success.
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Between January 5th and March 18th, 2024, we heard back from an additional seventeen riffs.
Potatoes + Dairy continued to work just fine. Also, the Potatoes + Skittles riff was an enormous success.
Potatoes + Dairy continued to work just fine. Also, the Potatoes + Skittles riff was an enormous success.
Let's take a retrospective look at the first ever *riff trial*:
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Let's take a retrospective look at the first ever *riff trial*:
Our post also includes a small amount of personal communication Krinn agreed we could publish, especially this:
November 25, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Our post also includes a small amount of personal communication Krinn agreed we could publish, especially this:
The long and short of it is that Krinn kept taking high doses of potassium (~10,000 mg/day) and maintained / kept losing weight, eventually reaching her goal of 200 lbs.
November 25, 2024 at 6:15 PM
The long and short of it is that Krinn kept taking high doses of potassium (~10,000 mg/day) and maintained / kept losing weight, eventually reaching her goal of 200 lbs.
this one was very, uh, popular on twitter
April 14, 2023 at 4:36 PM
this one was very, uh, popular on twitter
mood board for the bluesky vibes
April 11, 2023 at 2:04 AM
mood board for the bluesky vibes
put your pfp on the Strong/Weak/Acid/Base alignment chart
April 11, 2023 at 1:55 AM
put your pfp on the Strong/Weak/Acid/Base alignment chart
technically not a meme but still funny
April 11, 2023 at 1:34 AM
technically not a meme but still funny
does it crop images though? ???
April 11, 2023 at 1:29 AM
does it crop images though? ???
finally, a chance to bring back some stupid memes
April 11, 2023 at 1:28 AM
finally, a chance to bring back some stupid memes