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Might attempt 867-5309
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Might attempt 867-5309
It would try…
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It would try…
Dammit who’s gonna dropkick all of these Murphys?
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Dammit who’s gonna dropkick all of these Murphys?
He could be plenty happy if he would stay the fuck out of politics
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
He could be plenty happy if he would stay the fuck out of politics
I refuse to give up the good fight
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I refuse to give up the good fight
No Chuck. We want them fired, arrested, and banned from future government employment
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
No Chuck. We want them fired, arrested, and banned from future government employment
Blues Brothers. They hate Illinois Nazis
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Blues Brothers. They hate Illinois Nazis
I’d buy one
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I’d buy one
Low energy
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Low energy
Give me snow. Don’t give me wind
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Give me snow. Don’t give me wind
Lamppost in Philly after one of their teams win a championship
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Lamppost in Philly after one of their teams win a championship
Why the hell is he so shiny
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Why the hell is he so shiny
LOL Rex Ryan was advocating they hire Belichick on tv this morning. I hate myself for watching that
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
LOL Rex Ryan was advocating they hire Belichick on tv this morning. I hate myself for watching that
Is there a point at which their supply of unscrupulous lawyers becomes scarce?
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Is there a point at which their supply of unscrupulous lawyers becomes scarce?
Please. Syphilis should be worried about catching Trump
January 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Please. Syphilis should be worried about catching Trump
Jim Jordan: noted expert on keeping people safe from abuse
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Jim Jordan: noted expert on keeping people safe from abuse
Was so fat he’s probably on blood thinners
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Was so fat he’s probably on blood thinners
Hopefully from choking on his own lies
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hopefully from choking on his own lies
The Episcopalians actually take all that love thy neighbor stuff seriously. The congregation was full of refugees from other denominations who had been treated badly for one reason or another. I’d still be happy there if I didn’t find the whole invisibly sky being thing completely silly
January 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The Episcopalians actually take all that love thy neighbor stuff seriously. The congregation was full of refugees from other denominations who had been treated badly for one reason or another. I’d still be happy there if I didn’t find the whole invisibly sky being thing completely silly
I grew up in the Episcopalian Church. Despite now being an atheist I don’t have a single bad word to say about any of the people I encountered during those years
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I grew up in the Episcopalian Church. Despite now being an atheist I don’t have a single bad word to say about any of the people I encountered during those years
As always, Ross, don’t Douthat. Such a disingenuous jackass
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
As always, Ross, don’t Douthat. Such a disingenuous jackass
Well I mean if you’re thinking in the 8th dimension sometimes you lose track of the first /sarcasm
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Well I mean if you’re thinking in the 8th dimension sometimes you lose track of the first /sarcasm
Let them eat each other
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Let them eat each other
He looks like the albino running the Pit of Despair in Princess Bride
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
He looks like the albino running the Pit of Despair in Princess Bride