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Just trying to survive, one menty b at a time.
So, you agree? Hugh Laurie’s American accent on House is incredible.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So, you agree? Hugh Laurie’s American accent on House is incredible.
Not me reading it as that “pspsps” noise you make to your cat sometimes, when it’s actually for a PSP 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Not me reading it as that “pspsps” noise you make to your cat sometimes, when it’s actually for a PSP 🥲
I love USPS so much and support them all the way…except for this.
Why is my package moving from California to Dallas to eventually get to Seattle? I’m confused who came up with that route? Who hurt you?
Why is my package moving from California to Dallas to eventually get to Seattle? I’m confused who came up with that route? Who hurt you?
a couple of cartoon characters standing next to each other in the water
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November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I love USPS so much and support them all the way…except for this.
Why is my package moving from California to Dallas to eventually get to Seattle? I’m confused who came up with that route? Who hurt you?
Why is my package moving from California to Dallas to eventually get to Seattle? I’m confused who came up with that route? Who hurt you?
Papa John’s over here getting us to dip pizza into delicious butter
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Papa John’s over here getting us to dip pizza into delicious butter
@king5news.com.web.brid.gy an ICE commercial? Seriously?
September 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@king5news.com.web.brid.gy an ICE commercial? Seriously?
See THIS is why I have trouble believing there’s a higher being that loves everyone. One of my best friends is dying and my cousin passed away in a freak accident yesterday. THIS ISN’T LOVE
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest stands with his hands on his hips .
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September 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
See THIS is why I have trouble believing there’s a higher being that loves everyone. One of my best friends is dying and my cousin passed away in a freak accident yesterday. THIS ISN’T LOVE
Hey @seattlepolicedept.bsky.social congrats on finding Macklemore’s stolen property. Sounds like I need to be famous for my stolen items to be taken seriously.
August 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hey @seattlepolicedept.bsky.social congrats on finding Macklemore’s stolen property. Sounds like I need to be famous for my stolen items to be taken seriously.
Why did no one tell me that wearing Doc boots would make me feel like a badass bitch
August 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Why did no one tell me that wearing Doc boots would make me feel like a badass bitch
And then arrives the day you stop trusting anyone at your job.
June 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
And then arrives the day you stop trusting anyone at your job.
Watching My Neighbor Totoro is so good for the soul 🥹
May 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Watching My Neighbor Totoro is so good for the soul 🥹
The Bob’s Burgers’ adaptation of Totoro making oak trees grow is incredible 😂
May 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Bob’s Burgers’ adaptation of Totoro making oak trees grow is incredible 😂
Peacock showing pro-MAGA commercials? One less streaming app I’ll be indulging in 🤷
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Peacock showing pro-MAGA commercials? One less streaming app I’ll be indulging in 🤷
Just ate the last of my Tagalongs.
It’s not “goodbye”, it’s just “see you later”
It’s not “goodbye”, it’s just “see you later”
May 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Just ate the last of my Tagalongs.
It’s not “goodbye”, it’s just “see you later”
It’s not “goodbye”, it’s just “see you later”
Michael hitting Meredith with his car will never not be funny to me
April 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Michael hitting Meredith with his car will never not be funny to me
Yo @dairyqueens.bsky.social do you still get a free blizzard if the associate doesn’t flip yours over before giving it to you? Cause uh… 👀
April 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Yo @dairyqueens.bsky.social do you still get a free blizzard if the associate doesn’t flip yours over before giving it to you? Cause uh… 👀
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Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
April 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not.
I need to figure out a space to store those giant boxes of cereal in my apartment…or eat less cereal…
April 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I need to figure out a space to store those giant boxes of cereal in my apartment…or eat less cereal…
I miss twitter solely for calling out companies for shitty things.
Damn, Einstein’s. You call this a quality sesame seed bagel??
Damn, Einstein’s. You call this a quality sesame seed bagel??
April 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I miss twitter solely for calling out companies for shitty things.
Damn, Einstein’s. You call this a quality sesame seed bagel??
Damn, Einstein’s. You call this a quality sesame seed bagel??
Noah Wyle has aged like a fine wine
April 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Noah Wyle has aged like a fine wine
The condiment bottle gasping for breath after you’ve squeezed way too much out of it sounds just like a sick germy child and I hate it
April 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The condiment bottle gasping for breath after you’ve squeezed way too much out of it sounds just like a sick germy child and I hate it
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Oh my god Taco Delight nachos 🤤
March 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Oh my god Taco Delight nachos 🤤
Mr. Milchick is like one of those terrible 80’s HR video actors and it’s fucking amazing - give him all of the awards
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March 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Mr. Milchick is like one of those terrible 80’s HR video actors and it’s fucking amazing - give him all of the awards
WHY ARE WE DISMANTLING THE DEPT OF EDUCATION
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WHY ARE WE DISMANTLING THE DEPT OF EDUCATION