He’s been knocking out brilliant tunes for years. Witty, beautiful and right-on-the-fucking nose. He deserves the widest audience possible.

The puff of indignation at even being asked such a question adds a nice I’m-a-total psychopath piquancy.

All these appointments come with the same dispatch:

Thank the Dear Leader for his divine wisdom
Describe the person as the best thing ever (despite being highly unqualified and a Nazi)
Lie about what they are going to do
Some shit about it being for “the American people”
Not release files

Of the 1,000 FBI agents tasked with scrubbing Trump’s name from the files, one of them - just one - must be a father, mother or patriot. Surely, they can alert the right journalist as to what’s in there. It only took one “Deep Throat” to sink Nixon. Be bold, people.

I mean, they are literally committing genocide in front of the entire world: whacking one hateful podcaster to solidify a total right-wing takeover is a breeze.

I always like “thoughts and prayers”. That suggests that thought and prayer are two distinct things. That prayer is a thoughtless, nonsensical, irrational act. Surely not.