Slidered
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amateur shitposter or something idk yup thats me
Kris in an alternate universe where ishowspeed is canon and they watched "EARLY STREAM!" live during chapter 3
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Kris in an alternate universe where ishowspeed is canon and they watched "EARLY STREAM!" live during chapter 3
This week might be the fucking worst week I've ever dealt with
- No breaks
- 7 test level assignments
- shayy gets outed as a fucking degenerate and creep
- havent been eating anything because the shit school sells is hella overpriced
(1/2)
- No breaks
- 7 test level assignments
- shayy gets outed as a fucking degenerate and creep
- havent been eating anything because the shit school sells is hella overpriced
(1/2)
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This week might be the fucking worst week I've ever dealt with
- No breaks
- 7 test level assignments
- shayy gets outed as a fucking degenerate and creep
- havent been eating anything because the shit school sells is hella overpriced
(1/2)
- No breaks
- 7 test level assignments
- shayy gets outed as a fucking degenerate and creep
- havent been eating anything because the shit school sells is hella overpriced
(1/2)
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This was one of my greatest I think
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This was one of my greatest I think
Wake up at midnight
stays up for like 3-4 hours
"hey I should probably go to sleep again"
enters what feels like sleep paralysis
"never again"
stays up for like 3-4 hours
"hey I should probably go to sleep again"
enters what feels like sleep paralysis
"never again"
October 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wake up at midnight
stays up for like 3-4 hours
"hey I should probably go to sleep again"
enters what feels like sleep paralysis
"never again"
stays up for like 3-4 hours
"hey I should probably go to sleep again"
enters what feels like sleep paralysis
"never again"
Why do "nice guys" care so much about other people's dick sizes thats kinda gay
October 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Why do "nice guys" care so much about other people's dick sizes thats kinda gay
You know how adults tell you to use your own money for stuff you really need and not to impress other people? I feel that's what international politics boils down to
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You know how adults tell you to use your own money for stuff you really need and not to impress other people? I feel that's what international politics boils down to
(Thank god America’s slower than Singapore) uhhh BADEYA
September 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
(Thank god America’s slower than Singapore) uhhh BADEYA
God why did I drink 3 lemon teas and a sprite on what feels like the worst non-illness canker sore of my life
September 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
God why did I drink 3 lemon teas and a sprite on what feels like the worst non-illness canker sore of my life
Nonono, it’s not that I’m the least gay, it’s that I’m the most straight
- me
- me
August 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Nonono, it’s not that I’m the least gay, it’s that I’m the most straight
- me
- me
I love Kris Gooner Theory
August 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I love Kris Gooner Theory
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glad to be on one of the like 2 remaining websites where reposts/shares actually do something
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
glad to be on one of the like 2 remaining websites where reposts/shares actually do something
Made this one for a project, hope y'a'l'l like it
August 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Made this one for a project, hope y'a'l'l like it
Honestly I hope Deltarune Chapter 5 6 and 7 release separately so we can all theorize a little longer and make the brainrot juices flow ever more.
August 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Honestly I hope Deltarune Chapter 5 6 and 7 release separately so we can all theorize a little longer and make the brainrot juices flow ever more.
Honestly Fuck the old testament Shellfish Fucking Slaps
August 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Honestly Fuck the old testament Shellfish Fucking Slaps
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I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.
June 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.
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We patched the game (1.02) but it's just bug fixes so you can go back to sleep
July 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
We patched the game (1.02) but it's just bug fixes so you can go back to sleep
I was playing it takes two and realized that the core story was just deltarune if it was a coop puzzle game rather than an RPG when the mcs got shrunken down and then i see that fuckass book
July 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I was playing it takes two and realized that the core story was just deltarune if it was a coop puzzle game rather than an RPG when the mcs got shrunken down and then i see that fuckass book
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acab includes the receipt checkers at costco
June 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
acab includes the receipt checkers at costco
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I'm gonna say it because no one else will but why does Peach have knockers in Boo Cinema
June 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I'm gonna say it because no one else will but why does Peach have knockers in Boo Cinema
Bro is being hot a requisite for being a hairstylist or something
June 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bro is being hot a requisite for being a hairstylist or something
Child improved upon by increasing pixel count from 16x16 to 64x64
June 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Child improved upon by increasing pixel count from 16x16 to 64x64
Because the Switch 2 is getting mouse controls, I think it's time to bring this bad boy back
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Because the Switch 2 is getting mouse controls, I think it's time to bring this bad boy back
I'd like to introduce a new synonym to keysmashing.
"Typefucking"
"Typefucking"
June 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I'd like to introduce a new synonym to keysmashing.
"Typefucking"
"Typefucking"