Like I get this was a kids show but come on

And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration.

Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.

When you make a joke too slow

It’s okay to love it a lot (animals are cool, there’s clearly spectrum of consciousness and intelligence beyond human ranges we should appreciate) but I need you to remember that your dog is not a person