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@sleepy-panda420.bsky.social
27 | cargo pants enthusiast | coffee drinks enthusiast | also enthusiastic about ur mommmm ✌️😌
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i’ve decided that in order to avoid the embarrassment of being perceived romantically or sexually i will become an ethereal floating orb if thats chill with you
March 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i’ve decided that in order to avoid the embarrassment of being perceived romantically or sexually i will become an ethereal floating orb if thats chill with you
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its so hard waking up with a fat ass and a beautiful mind but i do it anyways .
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
its so hard waking up with a fat ass and a beautiful mind but i do it anyways .
spent 4 days solid in my room im ready to become a member of society again
March 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
spent 4 days solid in my room im ready to become a member of society again
my boyfriend is cute and i know how cute he is but he won't show me :(
i can't believe we're speedrunning lovers to enemies rn
i can't believe we're speedrunning lovers to enemies rn
February 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
my boyfriend is cute and i know how cute he is but he won't show me :(
i can't believe we're speedrunning lovers to enemies rn
i can't believe we're speedrunning lovers to enemies rn
its so hard waking up with a fat ass and a beautiful mind but i do it anyways .
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
its so hard waking up with a fat ass and a beautiful mind but i do it anyways .
taking the trash out in my taking out the trash uniform (sandals, booty shorts, and my winter jacket) and encountered my neighbor (was trying to avoid this) :(
February 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
taking the trash out in my taking out the trash uniform (sandals, booty shorts, and my winter jacket) and encountered my neighbor (was trying to avoid this) :(
even at my lois i was still a family guy
January 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
even at my lois i was still a family guy
freaked out and deleted everything that made me happy last night now im going back fixing playlists and apologizing and :)
January 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
freaked out and deleted everything that made me happy last night now im going back fixing playlists and apologizing and :)
im struggling so hard dawg ROFLcopter
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
im struggling so hard dawg ROFLcopter
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Kermit The Frog: 🎵green, it’s so confusing sometimes, to be this green🎵 🎶(ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ! GREEN! green! Gʳₑᵉₙ!)🎶
Oscar The Grouch: 🎶well honestly i was speechless when i woke up to your voicemail,🎶
Oscar The Grouch: 🎶well honestly i was speechless when i woke up to your voicemail,🎶
January 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kermit The Frog: 🎵green, it’s so confusing sometimes, to be this green🎵 🎶(ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ! GREEN! green! Gʳₑᵉₙ!)🎶
Oscar The Grouch: 🎶well honestly i was speechless when i woke up to your voicemail,🎶
Oscar The Grouch: 🎶well honestly i was speechless when i woke up to your voicemail,🎶
talking about mangos together once and we were looking at the mango types.
i see one is called "honey mango" and i thought that was cute so i was like "aww ur my little honey mango :)"
he looks at the other ones and hes like "yeaaaah... and ur my lil tommy atkins... 🤭"
i see one is called "honey mango" and i thought that was cute so i was like "aww ur my little honey mango :)"
he looks at the other ones and hes like "yeaaaah... and ur my lil tommy atkins... 🤭"
January 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
talking about mangos together once and we were looking at the mango types.
i see one is called "honey mango" and i thought that was cute so i was like "aww ur my little honey mango :)"
he looks at the other ones and hes like "yeaaaah... and ur my lil tommy atkins... 🤭"
i see one is called "honey mango" and i thought that was cute so i was like "aww ur my little honey mango :)"
he looks at the other ones and hes like "yeaaaah... and ur my lil tommy atkins... 🤭"
like zoinks, scoob
January 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
like zoinks, scoob
saw funni vampyre movie it was good!
January 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
saw funni vampyre movie it was good!
high as balls and forcing my roommates to listen to me tell them about my snack creations
December 7, 2024 at 3:40 AM
high as balls and forcing my roommates to listen to me tell them about my snack creations
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Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
November 29, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
fits plus bonus cat picture :)
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 AM
fits plus bonus cat picture :)
i think they make pilots wear thst bc wouldny you freak out of some dude in like a death note shirt and cookie monster pants showed up with a rockstar energy drink and was like "hi im the pilot lets rock"
November 27, 2024 at 10:28 PM
i think they make pilots wear thst bc wouldny you freak out of some dude in like a death note shirt and cookie monster pants showed up with a rockstar energy drink and was like "hi im the pilot lets rock"
trying to get my throat to stop hurting im going on a hot fluids only journey for the next 48 hours
November 24, 2024 at 1:48 PM
trying to get my throat to stop hurting im going on a hot fluids only journey for the next 48 hours
getting over upper respiratory illness all fucking week but at least i have the video game i briefly played in college to hyperfocus on and a partner who thinks its cute when i yap nonstop
November 24, 2024 at 10:19 AM
getting over upper respiratory illness all fucking week but at least i have the video game i briefly played in college to hyperfocus on and a partner who thinks its cute when i yap nonstop
new terraria technique: no door to my house, grind underground for precious metals. nothing can get me i can craft and dig forever
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 AM
new terraria technique: no door to my house, grind underground for precious metals. nothing can get me i can craft and dig forever
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hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.
November 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.
finally almost done being sick
my skateboarding is about to get much worse
my skateboarding is about to get much worse
November 22, 2024 at 5:33 AM
finally almost done being sick
my skateboarding is about to get much worse
my skateboarding is about to get much worse