Nothing says "I'm alive" better than an email blast written by someone else on your behalf

Which is the least absurd part about any of this...

food or literally anything else 💔 2/2

I honestly don't know but I'd be surprised because the whole purpose of the lottery is to keep the poors super destitute but hopeful. I worked in a liquor store for a couple weeks years ago and would be so bummed watching people bring in bags and bags of change to buy tickets instead of 1/2

This is a serious issue but the only thing I can think about is how I bet the monster milking book is by an author from my city and it's pretty cool her work is that known... That said, fuck censorship!

This is worse than Instagram giving you an AI definition of the hashtag you just searched in their app... Like...*sigh* let's keep burning the planet...

Fucking capitalism... Thing's just lumbering around crashing into shit screaming "ARE YOU AWARE OF BANANAS?!"

They'll say you rigged it when his bare butt and balls fall out

Shit, wait, how did this old post pop up so readily?! Now I look like a buffoon!

Tesla - the guys that started it weren't fascist

(I actually don't know if they were decent people but I can't pass up the swipe at the idiot that now owns it)

To clarify she's a new dog and has been nothing but a sweetheart but is showing some aggression suddenly out of nowhere... Not being derogatory to her or having unrealistic expectations

Hateful to intolerance, if that wasn't clear 😅

I cannot fathom what it takes to give up your humanity like that. What happened to people to allow them to feel this way. I hope he was exaggerating the story to "get laughs" or whatever but either way... I about cried for the other person's suffering 2/2

I had a (former) boss tell me, while laughing, about watching "some homeless junkie dying of an overdose" (his words) as if it was a joke... I looked him in the eye and said "you watched a human die and did nothing to help?" and went home from the work trip and stopped working for that company. 1/

Yes, this! People (aka monsters like this) forget that they're talking about actual human beings. Someone that was a baby. Someone that someone has loved. Someone that didn't make the decision to be where they're at and can use actual support and not just vilification and dehumanizing rants.

Haha limes... Likes*

The limes this has gotten show that my sarcasm has been missed... I'm making fun of the fact she's a garbo billionaire

This will make movie,*ahem* I mean film nerds so much more insufferable

Shit, I'm fucking cross eyed 🤣🤣 t breaks are wild