SleeperNarwhal
@sleepernarwhal.bsky.social
(he/him) 31. Engineer, introvert, nerd, sleepy. Aggressively Mediocre.
Hint: always check my alt text on images.
Hint: always check my alt text on images.
So I took this bucket right? And I put it 'on' the chicken! He's got a hat now! (That'll be $10 k thx bai)
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So I took this bucket right? And I put it 'on' the chicken! He's got a hat now! (That'll be $10 k thx bai)
Proximity chat has been a blast!
So far my experience:
Solo: “we’re all in this together!”
Group: “this is war, shoot on sight”
So far my experience:
Solo: “we’re all in this together!”
Group: “this is war, shoot on sight”
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Proximity chat has been a blast!
So far my experience:
Solo: “we’re all in this together!”
Group: “this is war, shoot on sight”
So far my experience:
Solo: “we’re all in this together!”
Group: “this is war, shoot on sight”
You have been chosen to recreate the pizza pentagram!
October 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You have been chosen to recreate the pizza pentagram!
Time for the return of these silly Valentines candies in emoji form!
October 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Time for the return of these silly Valentines candies in emoji form!
CUTE pirate fit!
Yarrrrr a streamer be a pirate sailing down the river this be true!
Yarrrrr a streamer be a pirate sailing down the river this be true!
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CUTE pirate fit!
Yarrrrr a streamer be a pirate sailing down the river this be true!
Yarrrrr a streamer be a pirate sailing down the river this be true!
I think similar to the original JP version there is a cosmetic costume and mount gacha unfortunately. Was sad to see the original flop before it ever came out internationally, have my fingers crossed for attempt #2!
October 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I think similar to the original JP version there is a cosmetic costume and mount gacha unfortunately. Was sad to see the original flop before it ever came out internationally, have my fingers crossed for attempt #2!
True, no way to get ‘straight’ out of bed in the morning when gay!
I’m stealing this as my excuse in the future haha
I’m stealing this as my excuse in the future haha
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
True, no way to get ‘straight’ out of bed in the morning when gay!
I’m stealing this as my excuse in the future haha
I’m stealing this as my excuse in the future haha
3) Excuse to buy lots of baguettes
September 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
3) Excuse to buy lots of baguettes
Also this might be the silliest power up I've seen in a game hahaha
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Also this might be the silliest power up I've seen in a game hahaha
Game feels really good, very fast paced, cool item combos, looking forward to more runs. Agree on the soundtrack, I was rocking sound way up the whole time.
September 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Game feels really good, very fast paced, cool item combos, looking forward to more runs. Agree on the soundtrack, I was rocking sound way up the whole time.
Woohoooooo! Congrats Star!
August 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Woohoooooo! Congrats Star!
Hahaha, looking a little worried down there!
Though sometimes I feel like Willem Dephoning it in, today I'll work hard so we can turn Dafoe into Dafriend and you won't have to look so nervous!
Though sometimes I feel like Willem Dephoning it in, today I'll work hard so we can turn Dafoe into Dafriend and you won't have to look so nervous!
August 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hahaha, looking a little worried down there!
Though sometimes I feel like Willem Dephoning it in, today I'll work hard so we can turn Dafoe into Dafriend and you won't have to look so nervous!
Though sometimes I feel like Willem Dephoning it in, today I'll work hard so we can turn Dafoe into Dafriend and you won't have to look so nervous!
