Sleep Depraved
@sleep-depraved.bsky.social
Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to get used by you
My dinner time and bed time are getting dangerously close to one another...
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My dinner time and bed time are getting dangerously close to one another...
How many office holding politicians and higher level government employees that have bought 2nd homes outside the country since trump was made president would be a very interesting statistic. Since its only been a year id think any more than 1 or 2 would be alarming.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
How many office holding politicians and higher level government employees that have bought 2nd homes outside the country since trump was made president would be a very interesting statistic. Since its only been a year id think any more than 1 or 2 would be alarming.
Im tired of this, grandpa
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Im tired of this, grandpa
Every chef on every cooking show ever: *licks a cube of salt* "needs a pinch more salt"
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Every chef on every cooking show ever: *licks a cube of salt* "needs a pinch more salt"
Electrician: "I'll be there between 7:30am and 8:30am"
Me at 9:30am: "Where are you?"
Elec: "im at another job, got delayed, so sorry I'll be there at 10:30am"
Me at 11:30am: 🤡/😡/😭
Me at 9:30am: "Where are you?"
Elec: "im at another job, got delayed, so sorry I'll be there at 10:30am"
Me at 11:30am: 🤡/😡/😭
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Electrician: "I'll be there between 7:30am and 8:30am"
Me at 9:30am: "Where are you?"
Elec: "im at another job, got delayed, so sorry I'll be there at 10:30am"
Me at 11:30am: 🤡/😡/😭
Me at 9:30am: "Where are you?"
Elec: "im at another job, got delayed, so sorry I'll be there at 10:30am"
Me at 11:30am: 🤡/😡/😭
Im officially a home owner! ...in the worst time in history to buy a home... but I did it! I have no money and my paycheck is obliterated, but I did it!
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Im officially a home owner! ...in the worst time in history to buy a home... but I did it! I have no money and my paycheck is obliterated, but I did it!
New your city bout to have some prime real estate open!
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
New your city bout to have some prime real estate open!
Where are all the memes?
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Where are all the memes?
Im so pumped for Tuesday! but there are a couple more days in-between. It's hard being excited for things but also being a jinx who can never speak things into existence for fear of substantial antithesis. Unluckiness will never stop me!
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Im so pumped for Tuesday! but there are a couple more days in-between. It's hard being excited for things but also being a jinx who can never speak things into existence for fear of substantial antithesis. Unluckiness will never stop me!
What do you mean i can't be the wig from weapons for halloween?
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What do you mean i can't be the wig from weapons for halloween?
Resisting the urge to take a shot of gin and call it a week
October 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Resisting the urge to take a shot of gin and call it a week
It's Turducken season!
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's Turducken season!
Cursed to understand the penultimate truth that religion is humanity's hubris and downfall manifest. Faith is an aromatic and delicious poison.
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cursed to understand the penultimate truth that religion is humanity's hubris and downfall manifest. Faith is an aromatic and delicious poison.
It's like we're in a marvel movie where hydra has taken over the presidency and government. Only its one of the shitty ones and there is no captain america.
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It's like we're in a marvel movie where hydra has taken over the presidency and government. Only its one of the shitty ones and there is no captain america.
I would say just kill me, but there is atleast 5 people you should honestly kill before me...
October 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I would say just kill me, but there is atleast 5 people you should honestly kill before me...
How do I escape misanthropy? Truly, is humanity really just so terribly true? Am I crying out to the dark because darkness is all that is permanent? How do I forsake my knowledge to live in bliss? Could I give up myself for just a taste of ignorance? Would I? If given the chance?
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
How do I escape misanthropy? Truly, is humanity really just so terribly true? Am I crying out to the dark because darkness is all that is permanent? How do I forsake my knowledge to live in bliss? Could I give up myself for just a taste of ignorance? Would I? If given the chance?
I should be on a warm cocktail drinking a cold beach right now
October 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I should be on a warm cocktail drinking a cold beach right now
Do I buy the bad house in the good neighborhood, or the good house in the bad neighborhood?
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do I buy the bad house in the good neighborhood, or the good house in the bad neighborhood?
So many things happening so fast
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So many things happening so fast
Offer was accepted! One step closer to home ownership!
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Offer was accepted! One step closer to home ownership!
Put in an offer in for my first ever home purchase! It's been so difficult and the pickings are so slim. Here's hoping on this one!
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Put in an offer in for my first ever home purchase! It's been so difficult and the pickings are so slim. Here's hoping on this one!
Manny Jacinto could punch me in the face and I'd apologize to him
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Manny Jacinto could punch me in the face and I'd apologize to him
Before bed: literally passing out, have to be careful not to fallout while walking and bust my head open, braindead
In bed: wide awake, all the energy of ten thousand suns, brain that can defy time and think 100 thoughts in a single millisecond
In bed: wide awake, all the energy of ten thousand suns, brain that can defy time and think 100 thoughts in a single millisecond
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Before bed: literally passing out, have to be careful not to fallout while walking and bust my head open, braindead
In bed: wide awake, all the energy of ten thousand suns, brain that can defy time and think 100 thoughts in a single millisecond
In bed: wide awake, all the energy of ten thousand suns, brain that can defy time and think 100 thoughts in a single millisecond
Why is there like 10 billion different ways to be gay (and still counting) but only one way to be straight. Kinda seems like a disability at this point.
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Why is there like 10 billion different ways to be gay (and still counting) but only one way to be straight. Kinda seems like a disability at this point.