*checks script* uh the line is "SUMMER TIME, SCHOOLS OUT SCREAM AND SHOUT", let's take it from the top ppl! Aaaaand ACTION!!!

Lol streamer bans is on bluesky too??? Go figure

How many hours away???

That balatro nom is kinda cool tho

They said this in an earlier post I'll have to find, but these are all older comics that OP did a while back and is just re-uploading then for Bluesky... honestly, I'm not mad at it- these comics are nice!

...huh......

Tbf even if ur atheist he's still the longest recorded dead person, which counts

We need to get yall to NZ/Australia asap so yall know what real fish n chips tastes like, an understandably mid take made out of ignorance (not ur fault, let me show u the light!)

BARK BARK BARK BARK BAR- oh my gosh I'm sooooo sorry, I lost my mind there, that's never happened before 😳😳😳

I feel it's a good intro into K-Pop vibes for me a normie cause it's like fine as a song, but FUCK is it catchy like it lingers w you forever

I got banned for that tweet (lol) but it was late so it means SOMEONE reported it ( I know it wasn't Matt BUT ITS FUNNY TO IT WAS HIM)

😭😭😭 it didn't work

Lol I forget sometimes u gangsta like that lmao