Happy "your launch day Apple Watch and iPhone are no longer eligible for AppleCare and therefore don't show an annoying badge in settings on all your devices" day to all that celebrate.

I've never been more disappointed in myself.

Show me your getaway vehicle.

The most surprising #NintendoSwitch2 launch finding: I think I prefer the Switch 2 'Pro' controller over the other consoles' controllers that are twice the price. It's not better in every way, but the soft plastic body and thumbsticks feel just about perfect.

Surprisingly, Walmart came through with delivering my #NintendoSwitch2 before 9am! They also threw in a Coke and Pringles for free. 😂

I will always love Halo, but I will never forgive it for launching ad campaigns that made the general public think gamers live off chips and soda. 😅

I don't know which I dislike more—the old chatbots that would link you to an irrelevant page or the new AI chatbots that gaslight you out of a bag of coffee.

Also, "a team of real, live humans"!

Apple TV ++

My #1 feature request for the #NintendoSwitch2?

Remove the slop in the Joy-Cons when connected to the console! Whenever I play this thing in handheld mode, half of my attention is on the unpleasant creaky plastic sound each button press makes.

Slack! Make this useful feature more discoverable so you don't have to cover half my input to let me know it exists! Or, at the very least, give me a big ol' dismiss button somewhere so I can get on with it!

What's in my new fancy green curry paste that merits the P65 warning? Stuff doesn't even have MSG (bummer). I'm stumped.

I'm setting up a new iPad for a child in the family and this is the default homescreen.

Apple knows that this is a child's iPad because it's asked in the initial setup—why not present a homescreen that doesn't include a News.app widget with a clickbait headline?

I grew up on these streets.