French for raccoon is “raton-laveur”, which means there is some level of Franco-German agreement on the animal’s behavior but not on its size!

Bon, checkez le Joe McCarthy de Montréal-Est qui s’est trouvé un nouvel os à gruger.

J’hésite entre partir à rire ou à vomir.

Never believe anything until Trump denies it.

Of all the stories that never happened, this one never happened the most.

Stephen Miller is like if Goebbels, Himmler and now Albert Speer all jerked off into a white sausage casing that then got Frankenstein’d to life.

MAGA is going to turn itself into rabid soyboys so fast

Since Comey pretty much got Trump elected the first time, discount Himmler over here is technically correct.