Jay Riley
@slaygayjay.bsky.social
i fucking hate my life.
bc like, I'll be washing my hands and the waters nice and warm and i think "oh i think id like my whole body to feel nice and warm like this" but then when im a in a fuckibg bath its too hot
bc like, I'll be washing my hands and the waters nice and warm and i think "oh i think id like my whole body to feel nice and warm like this" but then when im a in a fuckibg bath its too hot
October 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i fucking hate my life.
bc like, I'll be washing my hands and the waters nice and warm and i think "oh i think id like my whole body to feel nice and warm like this" but then when im a in a fuckibg bath its too hot
bc like, I'll be washing my hands and the waters nice and warm and i think "oh i think id like my whole body to feel nice and warm like this" but then when im a in a fuckibg bath its too hot
i feel like we should normalize saying "they wouldnt hurt a spider" instead of "they wouldnt hurt a fly"
bc like, mosquitoes are flies and i will fuck those bitches up. but if i see someone about to squish a spider my first instinct is to yell "NO MY BABY"
thoughts?
bc like, mosquitoes are flies and i will fuck those bitches up. but if i see someone about to squish a spider my first instinct is to yell "NO MY BABY"
thoughts?
August 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i feel like we should normalize saying "they wouldnt hurt a spider" instead of "they wouldnt hurt a fly"
bc like, mosquitoes are flies and i will fuck those bitches up. but if i see someone about to squish a spider my first instinct is to yell "NO MY BABY"
thoughts?
bc like, mosquitoes are flies and i will fuck those bitches up. but if i see someone about to squish a spider my first instinct is to yell "NO MY BABY"
thoughts?
what the fuck are we doing y'all
March 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
what the fuck are we doing y'all