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Eowyn (they/them)
@slayereowyn.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, queer, nerd, immigrant, too old for this shit

Minors pls DNI, I have nothing of interest for you
Weird, the settings aren’t showing to me
Gonna have to actually open the app and search there, great 😑
Thank you for the help either way ❤️
September 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
You guys are gonna make me tap the sign, don’t you?
February 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Parent, why are you not giving me full attention during lap time?”
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #186,096!

Guess I was early here?
September 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This was savage
August 10, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Ligeiramente ofendida de ter sido chamada de baby boomer pq eu não espero resposta imediata das minhas mensagens
Mas de resto é a bagunça de sempre re
July 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Há mais de hora presa no banheiro do trabalho pq atacou a cistite
June 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
You at misogynistic assholes like
April 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
this was so good I didn't even notice that they were spelling the sign with each sentence XD
I feel SO called out
October 13, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Num outdoor da iniciativa liberal (partido português) que passei ainda agora: nos países liberais os trabalhadores ganham mais
Eu:
October 3, 2023 at 6:22 PM
ok, vamos
(aparentemente demissexuais não existem nesse teste mas ok)
September 4, 2023 at 10:09 PM
I mean, just look at this!
Mashed potatoes, asparagus and duck leg with orange sauce
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
July 23, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Me waiting for all my faves to finally come here so I can follow them
July 6, 2023 at 2:25 PM
This is the youngest, Pagu. Crimes in the house raised by 100% once she arrived but I can't stay mad at that face. My chonk long shadow, purrs like a machine.
July 6, 2023 at 1:03 PM
This is the eldest, Frida. Very smol and ladylike. Wins diamond of the season every year.
July 6, 2023 at 12:48 PM