Eowyn (they/them)
LightNews LightNews
banner
slayereowyn.bsky.social
Eowyn (they/them)
@slayereowyn.bsky.social
170 followers 220 following 770 posts
Neurodivergent, queer, nerd, immigrant, too old for this shit

Minors pls DNI, I have nothing of interest for you
Posts Replies Media Videos
slayereowyn.bsky.social
Weird, the settings aren’t showing to me
Gonna have to actually open the app and search there, great 😑
Thank you for the help either way ❤️
September 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
You guys are gonna make me tap the sign, don’t you?
Print from a Simpsons episode turned meme where a bus driver says, on the first square: “don’t make me tap the sign” On the second square, a close up of his hand pointing at a sign says “do not anger Brazilians online, you *will* regret it”
February 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
“Parent, why are you not giving me full attention during lap time?”
Picture of a black cat looking at the camera with her paws tucked away. She’s lying atop my lap, which is covered by a beige duvet. On the background it’s possible to see the rest of a blue-green couch (that I’m currently sitting on) and a brown checkered pillow
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #186,096!

Guess I was early here?
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #186,096, Eowyn (they/them) ‪@slayereowyn.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 1, 2023"
September 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
This was savage
Print of a screen with blue background and the text: MY GENDER IS Dramatic motherfucking person
August 10, 2024 at 1:46 AM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
Ligeiramente ofendida de ter sido chamada de baby boomer pq eu não espero resposta imediata das minhas mensagens
Mas de resto é a bagunça de sempre re
Print do resultado do teste da CNN com um gráfico de várias cores mostrando a tendência de cada categoria para cada tipo de geração. Acima do gráfico tem as análises: Emojis: completely millennial Punctuation: mostly millennial with a dash of gen z Style and etiquette: mostly baby boomer with a dash of millennial Understanding others: you got 73% of the questions correct
July 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
Há mais de hora presa no banheiro do trabalho pq atacou a cistite
Foto de um gato laranja espiando através de um buraco quadrado no teto com o texto "I guess I'm just gonna live up here now"
June 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
You at misogynistic assholes like
Drawing of an anthropomorphic girl with her hands on her hips staring at a closed door with a note. She says "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
April 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
this was so good I didn't even notice that they were spelling the sign with each sentence XD
I feel SO called out
blank background with a boy with arms crossed, wearing a plaid white, blue, and black shirt and dark glasses. Above him, in letters in fiery colors, the title says "yeah i'm an aries." Below it, on the left side of the boy, the word aries is spelled out, with each letter beginning a sentence: a - aggresively complimenting everyone but myself r - rocking my socks off to loud music in my room i - into emotionally unavailable people bc i'm angsty e - extravagant and a shameless overdresser s - suffering in silence and masking it with jokes
October 13, 2023 at 6:42 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
Num outdoor da iniciativa liberal (partido português) que passei ainda agora: nos países liberais os trabalhadores ganham mais
Eu:
Imagem de um par de olhos em 5 secções em estados diferentes: a imagem superior tem os olhos olhando diretamente para frente, e conforme a imagem desce os olhos sobem até o quadro final, quando quase não se consegue ver eles mais
October 3, 2023 at 6:22 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
ok, vamos
(aparentemente demissexuais não existem nesse teste mas ok)
tabela de sex values, de acordo com o teste do site de mesmo nome atração: neutra (46% masculina e 53% feminina) libido: hipersexual (81%) eixo de dominação: switch (41% dominante e 58% submissa) eixo de desvio sexual: kinky (70% desviante) eixo de afeto: aberto (75% hedonismo)
September 4, 2023 at 10:09 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
I mean, just look at this!
Mashed potatoes, asparagus and duck leg with orange sauce
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Picture taken from above of a white plate with mashed potatoes, braised asparagus and confited duck leg with orange sauce
July 23, 2023 at 5:33 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
Me waiting for all my faves to finally come here so I can follow them
Three images of the series Escobar where the main character is alone and pensive. The top one is Pablo sitting on a porch swinging bench looking defeated. On the bottom left he is in profile, sitting on a small dinner table looking down. On the bottom right be is standing inside an old and empty Olympic pool, arms crossed behind his back and staring at something outside of the frame.
July 6, 2023 at 2:25 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
This is the youngest, Pagu. Crimes in the house raised by 100% once she arrived but I can't stay mad at that face. My chonk long shadow, purrs like a machine.
Black cat laying on a white puffy chair facing the camera. She has one paw resting on the edge of the seat and is looking curious at the camera. Black cat curled up atop a bright red coverlet and in front of a green couch looking at the camera. Her face is laying atop by belly and her left paw is resting lower, straight and a bit under a fold of the fabric, her tail is loosely curled around her.
July 6, 2023 at 1:03 PM
slayereowyn.bsky.social
This is the eldest, Frida. Very smol and ladylike. Wins diamond of the season every year.
Calico cat looking slightly off camera curiously. She has a white chest and orange paws. Her two ears and left eye are black, and the rest of her face is white and orange. She has a pink nose and long white whiskers. Calico cat laying atop white sheets curled up on her side with her paws clustered together. She's looking at the camera with one ear squished under her head.
July 6, 2023 at 12:48 PM