Dan Slauson
@slauson.bsky.social
Liberal snowflake, internet joke enthusiast
Made me think of this great sketch from last week's SNL.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63...
Winter Olympics Promo - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Made me think of this great sketch from last week's SNL.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63...
My Chihuahua mix Luci often goes by "Turd Baby".
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My Chihuahua mix Luci often goes by "Turd Baby".
This got me, and I had to google it. Turns out it's like, 15 at peak, but about 1 for any extended duration. (This is a good joke and I don't mean to reply-guy it, but I just thought this was a cool fact.)
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This got me, and I had to google it. Turns out it's like, 15 at peak, but about 1 for any extended duration. (This is a good joke and I don't mean to reply-guy it, but I just thought this was a cool fact.)
For my friends everything, for my enemies the law. I mean, this sounds like bad behavior if true, but where does it rank compared to Signalgate?
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For my friends everything, for my enemies the law. I mean, this sounds like bad behavior if true, but where does it rank compared to Signalgate?
"BUT HIS EMAILS!!!!"
October 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"BUT HIS EMAILS!!!!"
Then why am I curled up in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen right now?
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Then why am I curled up in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen right now?
Denver is showing it late, but I have tickets, and I'm excited!
October 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Denver is showing it late, but I have tickets, and I'm excited!
Lookin' REEEEAAAAAL slick and shiny, Glen. Keep it up.
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Lookin' REEEEAAAAAL slick and shiny, Glen. Keep it up.
Looks like Kevin Sorbo's Oscar prospects just got a whole lot better.
September 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Looks like Kevin Sorbo's Oscar prospects just got a whole lot better.
Yeah, I didn't mind the shady parental intentions as a plot point, but the explanation about why the recording was definitely authentic and couldn't possibly have been faked were pretty silly.
July 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yeah, I didn't mind the shady parental intentions as a plot point, but the explanation about why the recording was definitely authentic and couldn't possibly have been faked were pretty silly.
It's now called "The Stupid Bill for Jerks". It will pass, and ruin everything for the foreseeable future, but they don't get to call it "Big" or "Beautiful" anymore.
July 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's now called "The Stupid Bill for Jerks". It will pass, and ruin everything for the foreseeable future, but they don't get to call it "Big" or "Beautiful" anymore.
I met comedian Paul F. Tompkins at a meet-and-greet after a comedy show. I told him I was a big fan, and he gave me a big, sincere, genuine smile and looked me in the eyes and said "Thank you for validating me."
June 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I met comedian Paul F. Tompkins at a meet-and-greet after a comedy show. I told him I was a big fan, and he gave me a big, sincere, genuine smile and looked me in the eyes and said "Thank you for validating me."
You're going to need your stomach pumped.
June 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You're going to need your stomach pumped.
I mean, Musk is a weasel, but he does have an army of internet sycophants and 400 billion dollars of personal wealth. RFK Jr is a regular millionaire whose power was gifted to him by Trump and can be taken away just as easily. It'd be fun to see, but not much of a fight.
June 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I mean, Musk is a weasel, but he does have an army of internet sycophants and 400 billion dollars of personal wealth. RFK Jr is a regular millionaire whose power was gifted to him by Trump and can be taken away just as easily. It'd be fun to see, but not much of a fight.
The 3 types of joy are joy, sadness, and sadness. Please don't confuse that with sadsad, which is a type of anger.
June 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The 3 types of joy are joy, sadness, and sadness. Please don't confuse that with sadsad, which is a type of anger.
Obviously there are exceptions to this. A truly inspired or visionary idea. The pitches I've gotten are... not that. These are usually, "It's Uber, but for blah blah blah".
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Obviously there are exceptions to this. A truly inspired or visionary idea. The pitches I've gotten are... not that. These are usually, "It's Uber, but for blah blah blah".
True in many industries. My fellow programmers have all gotten pitches for realizing somebody's vision for a "million dollar app".
"You do all the work, and then we'll split the profits!"
Ideas are a dime a dozen. Ability to execute on an idea has always been the hard part.
"You do all the work, and then we'll split the profits!"
Ideas are a dime a dozen. Ability to execute on an idea has always been the hard part.
June 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
True in many industries. My fellow programmers have all gotten pitches for realizing somebody's vision for a "million dollar app".
"You do all the work, and then we'll split the profits!"
Ideas are a dime a dozen. Ability to execute on an idea has always been the hard part.
"You do all the work, and then we'll split the profits!"
Ideas are a dime a dozen. Ability to execute on an idea has always been the hard part.
Her name is Debbie Dingell? This is what we should expect from a person named Debbie Dingell. Classic Debbie Dingell behavior, if you ask me.
May 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Her name is Debbie Dingell? This is what we should expect from a person named Debbie Dingell. Classic Debbie Dingell behavior, if you ask me.
I thought it was a riff on Brooks regularly having bad contrarian hot takes.
May 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I thought it was a riff on Brooks regularly having bad contrarian hot takes.
I have an adopted dog that, for whatever reason, CAN'T STAND the sound of a shuffling deck of cards. He LOSES HIS MIND.
April 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I have an adopted dog that, for whatever reason, CAN'T STAND the sound of a shuffling deck of cards. He LOSES HIS MIND.
On domestic policy, their goal was never to run the gov't like a business, it's always been to dismantle as much of it as possible. I don't see either of them stumbling back to the right side of that one.
April 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
On domestic policy, their goal was never to run the gov't like a business, it's always been to dismantle as much of it as possible. I don't see either of them stumbling back to the right side of that one.
This is a prequel to Mad Max.
April 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is a prequel to Mad Max.
Wow, sucks to be Buick!
March 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wow, sucks to be Buick!