This is exactly why I left the premed program all those years ago and dropped my dream of being a psychiatrist. I'm far too lawful evil.

Father in-law: "No talking about politics at thanksgiving".

Me when someone asks me to pass the Mac and cheese who might have voted wrong... #blacksky

Bruh it really DOES feel like when Scar took over Pride rock. The accuracy!

The laugh that I laughed

I think it's gonna be a sweet potato old fashion and cigar by the firepit kind of night. And then pneumonia because it's cold out