would, everyone except grant
April 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
would, everyone except grant
tough luck, you have to change your name to furlongs
April 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
tough luck, you have to change your name to furlongs
this is why i don't use a display manager. you can have my startx when you pry it from my cold, dead hands
March 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
this is why i don't use a display manager. you can have my startx when you pry it from my cold, dead hands
Give it a silly faux-German name, and you've got an anime
February 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Give it a silly faux-German name, and you've got an anime
Fred Rogers died 20 years before Henry Kissinger. All I'm saying is Death has clearly chosen a side
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Fred Rogers died 20 years before Henry Kissinger. All I'm saying is Death has clearly chosen a side
that swan looks so sick of her shit
January 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
that swan looks so sick of her shit
Of course, I woke up this morning and immediately realized my solution could be way simpler. Ended up with this:
January 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Of course, I woke up this morning and immediately realized my solution could be way simpler. Ended up with this:
i will never forgive you
January 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i will never forgive you
how do you hang someone from a lawn
January 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
how do you hang someone from a lawn
I started making a version of this image with the X logo until I realized how much it looks like a swastika
January 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I started making a version of this image with the X logo until I realized how much it looks like a swastika
if your shower head drips, get a net sponge and set it in the spot where the drops land. this will make it much easier to fall asleep, so you can focus on nightmares about the dark future of our world
January 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
if your shower head drips, get a net sponge and set it in the spot where the drops land. this will make it much easier to fall asleep, so you can focus on nightmares about the dark future of our world
as the old saying goes, "try telling a cat to do anything"
January 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
as the old saying goes, "try telling a cat to do anything"
where are we going to get the world's worst gin & tonic now
January 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
where are we going to get the world's worst gin & tonic now
that depends on your risk tolerance, because I'm willing to bet you could find someone who would pay you
January 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
that depends on your risk tolerance, because I'm willing to bet you could find someone who would pay you
you'd be salty too if you were named after a ninja turtle
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 AM
you'd be salty too if you were named after a ninja turtle
I like your accent, but what are we going to do about the Welsh
December 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I like your accent, but what are we going to do about the Welsh
Me: did you even LOOK at my BUILD? It has 30 more str and 22 less dex! What the fuck am I gonna do with 30 str? Fucking scrub ass game git gud
December 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Me: did you even LOOK at my BUILD? It has 30 more str and 22 less dex! What the fuck am I gonna do with 30 str? Fucking scrub ass game git gud