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Firecracker shrimp. Went a bit too hard with the orange juice, still a fine recipe.
Firecracker shrimp. Shallow fried shrimp served on bed of white rice. Sweet chili sauce with soy sauce, squeezed orange juice, orange zest, garlic, sriracha. Garnished with green onions and sesame seeds.
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I am the official fastest 4K record holder for Trapper. This means I am the best at Trapper in the world, officially.
A screenshot from speedrun.com showing my Trapper 4K time of 2m 44s 631ms as being the world record fastest Trapper 4K. It's very impressive.
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Jambalaya fans absolutely feasting.
Jambalaya with two slices of garlic bread. Chicken, andouille sausage, rice, sliced bell peppers, sliced celery, in a tomato sauce.
August 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Having fun in Florida.
One of those boards with holes that you put your head in to have your photo taken. My face is in the top right hole, on a turtle’s body. I look tired and sad and old.
June 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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watching baseball
Two baseball outfielders run into one another, four eyes locked on the ball, forming a chimera of incompetence. Another looks on, stunned. They actually caught the ball.
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Saw a weirdly long comment thread on one of my shorts, opened it up and was greeted by this work of art.
Someone commenting 'Your spins are definitely coming from a 30 year old man, where is your camera flick? why do you keep your camera level event to your character. if you tilt it up like 45 degrees above your character you can see a lot more (skull emoji)' Followed by nine separate comments with a thumbs down emoji.
May 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Oh it's Ghoul.
April 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Tunneling gens.
March 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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🕰️
A photo of an old merch mug with a cup of coffee and an old Slate rock logo on it, above the words ‘Coffee & Loops Every weekday @ 11am TTV/SLATE’. Behind is a stream deck with four buttons labeled ‘SOON’. The photo is black and white.
February 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Okay but if you run this perk you KNOW that you're getting full on tunneled.
A windows error box, text 'Can not open image file.'
January 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I beg your pardon
A google search of ‘pill bug uk name’ with the following AI overview ‘In the UK, pill bugs are also known by the following names: Cheesy bugs, Cheesy bobs, Cheeselogs, Chiggy pig, Chucky pig, Chuggy peg, Daddy grampher, Crawley baker, and Granny grey• The scientific name for the pill bug is Armadillidium vul-‘
December 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Playing Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator and about to start an all-grain recipe. I would therefore like to propose a DBD/Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator collaboration, which I’m sure has never been suggested. This guy’s just a gently hopped Vecna—he’ll fit right in.
A screenshot from Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator. A pint glass containing a reasonably clear IPA sits on a table festooned with hops and grains, next to the bottle used to store it. On the bottle is a diamond label with a mountain and the beer's name 'My First Ale'. It is an American IPA, the bottle is in the Belgian style and the pint glass is a nonic pint--the prototypical glass of British pubs. I love this game.
November 26, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Top 9 by Rarity Ascending 📈📈
A Pokémon TCG app screenshot of nine cards. They are: Slowpoke, Slowpoke, Slowpoke, Slowpoke, Slowpoke, Slowpoke, Slowpoke, Slowpoke, and Pidgey.
November 25, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Finished Space Marine 2 and about to reread the Horus Heresy books. I would therefore like to propose a DBD/Warhammer collaboration, which I’m sure has never been suggested. This guy’s just a beefy Vecna—he’ll fit right in.
Imurah from Space Marine 2. Big shouty Chaos Sorcerer.
November 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Cooked up a jambalaya. One of the most fun cooks I’ve ever done, and Aly has confirmed it is very tasty.
A batch of jambalaya in a pot with a wooden spoon sticking out of it. Ingredients: white long grain rice, chopped tomatoes and sauce, sausage, chicken, chicken stock, bell peppers, onion, garlic sliced, Cajun seasoning, cayenne pepper, celery, salt and pepper to taste, green onion garnish.
November 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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We got married.
A selfie of Aly and I.
October 26, 2024 at 12:31 AM