@slashrancid.bsky.social
Current Inspector General at the US Department of Chaos.
I think the Vagina Diaries threw the Heritage Foundation over the edge.
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I think the Vagina Diaries threw the Heritage Foundation over the edge.
This cat will need only a manila envelope to clear out his office.
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he plans to leave the job next month, ending his brief tenure as the bureau's No. 2 official.
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he plans to resign next month as bureau's No 2 official
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he’ll resign from the bureau next month, ending a brief tenure in which he clashed with the Justice Department over the handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and was forced to reconcile the realities of his law enforcement job with provocative claims he made in h
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This cat will need only a manila envelope to clear out his office.
Just maybe antifa is a brand of imported cheese with high tariffs. #ProveMeWrong
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just maybe antifa is a brand of imported cheese with high tariffs. #ProveMeWrong
😭 What a time to be alive, and being the party poper! #Christiainsanity
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
😭 What a time to be alive, and being the party poper! #Christiainsanity
How is the rapture going for everyone* today? Any dinner ideas for later? I don't think the Bibble mentioned what you must dine on afterwards, so I'm open to suggestions. #Rapture2025
* - Not Charlie Kirk, obviously.
* - Not Charlie Kirk, obviously.
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How is the rapture going for everyone* today? Any dinner ideas for later? I don't think the Bibble mentioned what you must dine on afterwards, so I'm open to suggestions. #Rapture2025
* - Not Charlie Kirk, obviously.
* - Not Charlie Kirk, obviously.
These are my people.
September 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
These are my people.
History tends to repost itself.
September 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
History tends to repost itself.
Breaking news from ~700 AD. What is old, is old again.
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Breaking news from ~700 AD. What is old, is old again.
If patience is key, where's my adrenaline boost?
July 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If patience is key, where's my adrenaline boost?
Prevarications are troublesome if you allow such liberty.
July 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Prevarications are troublesome if you allow such liberty.
Not a fan of when the algorithm drops Mazzy Star right in the middle of that moment.
July 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not a fan of when the algorithm drops Mazzy Star right in the middle of that moment.
We exist in the age of unquietness; we are the subjects.
July 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We exist in the age of unquietness; we are the subjects.
Have you ever gone to any airport and wondered if you're on a different plane?
July 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Have you ever gone to any airport and wondered if you're on a different plane?
Chin up everyone, there's sunlight at the end of the tunnel.
June 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Chin up everyone, there's sunlight at the end of the tunnel.
Looks like Elmo Sunk just gets off on blowing shit up. *-See DOGE for reference. **-See insta-family tree for hysterical (sic) reference.
June 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Looks like Elmo Sunk just gets off on blowing shit up. *-See DOGE for reference. **-See insta-family tree for hysterical (sic) reference.
Unfortunately, the default ringtone on #Trump's new mobile phone is not the sound of him sharting into his diaper as I requested from the design team.
June 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Unfortunately, the default ringtone on #Trump's new mobile phone is not the sound of him sharting into his diaper as I requested from the design team.
Messieurs @skeetofgod.bsky.social @thetweetofgod.bsky.social Your Emineminences, why aren't you, the exsalted ones, picking the next pope?
Are you not allowed to do so?
Or, is it the fact that *he* is being picked by mere mortal old men a testament to the validity of your existences?
Are you not allowed to do so?
Or, is it the fact that *he* is being picked by mere mortal old men a testament to the validity of your existences?
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Messieurs @skeetofgod.bsky.social @thetweetofgod.bsky.social Your Emineminences, why aren't you, the exsalted ones, picking the next pope?
Are you not allowed to do so?
Or, is it the fact that *he* is being picked by mere mortal old men a testament to the validity of your existences?
Are you not allowed to do so?
Or, is it the fact that *he* is being picked by mere mortal old men a testament to the validity of your existences?
How it started, how it's going, etc.
youtu.be/9_8U0d6zK9M?...
youtu.be/9_8U0d6zK9M?...
May 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
How it started, how it's going, etc.
youtu.be/9_8U0d6zK9M?...
youtu.be/9_8U0d6zK9M?...
Orange Grandpa, the great, hasn't been briefed on the enter button or paragraphs.
April 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Orange Grandpa, the great, hasn't been briefed on the enter button or paragraphs.
In this age of temptations, one should be tempted, two. As an aside, there's absolutely no way that is the proper spelling of 2.
April 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In this age of temptations, one should be tempted, two. As an aside, there's absolutely no way that is the proper spelling of 2.
Imagine, on your way to some sort of heaven, one of the last people you meet is an extremist puppet with an affinity for couches, and his wife's eyeliner. I'd hurry along too.
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Imagine, on your way to some sort of heaven, one of the last people you meet is an extremist puppet with an affinity for couches, and his wife's eyeliner. I'd hurry along too.