Slartibartfastagrajag
@slartybartphast.bsky.social
Metalhead 🎸,Montana Eagle Scout 🏔️🌄, Social Worker, Dad.
Anti-MAGA 🚫
Anti-Trump 🚫
Anti-GOP 🚫
4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫
Anti-MAGA 🚫
Anti-Trump 🚫
Anti-GOP 🚫
4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫
How come he didn't do anything to this last election... I mean why wouldn't he cheat this time if he cheated last time??
It's almost like you don't understand how anything works in this country
It's almost like you don't understand how anything works in this country
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How come he didn't do anything to this last election... I mean why wouldn't he cheat this time if he cheated last time??
It's almost like you don't understand how anything works in this country
It's almost like you don't understand how anything works in this country
We know it's you Alex Jones 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
We know it's you Alex Jones 🤣
Yeah the last 10 months has proved that beyond any reasonable doubt.
The cool thing about it though is, everybody's up for election next year, and anybody who stayed silent needs to fucking go 👉
The cool thing about it though is, everybody's up for election next year, and anybody who stayed silent needs to fucking go 👉
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Yeah the last 10 months has proved that beyond any reasonable doubt.
The cool thing about it though is, everybody's up for election next year, and anybody who stayed silent needs to fucking go 👉
The cool thing about it though is, everybody's up for election next year, and anybody who stayed silent needs to fucking go 👉
Yeah, anybody who believes that we're getting $2,000 checks, stand on your head! 🙄
We ain't getting no fucking checks cuz there ain't no money to be given out that way... These motherfuckers have raised the national debt by over 2 trillion dollars since they took office a little more than 9 mos ago😡
We ain't getting no fucking checks cuz there ain't no money to be given out that way... These motherfuckers have raised the national debt by over 2 trillion dollars since they took office a little more than 9 mos ago😡
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yeah, anybody who believes that we're getting $2,000 checks, stand on your head! 🙄
We ain't getting no fucking checks cuz there ain't no money to be given out that way... These motherfuckers have raised the national debt by over 2 trillion dollars since they took office a little more than 9 mos ago😡
We ain't getting no fucking checks cuz there ain't no money to be given out that way... These motherfuckers have raised the national debt by over 2 trillion dollars since they took office a little more than 9 mos ago😡
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For @princessjade.bsky.social who is trying to finish out late rent from October and get food!
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OMFG WHO SNUCK & SENT ME 20😭😭😭😭 let me give you kisses!!
Tysm! $390/550 left 😭💕💸
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Venmo.com/jadedragon12
*overdue Oct rent*
Tysm! $390/550 left 😭💕💸
Cash.me/ikemi93
Venmo.com/jadedragon12
*overdue Oct rent*
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
For @princessjade.bsky.social who is trying to finish out late rent from October and get food!
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For @xchemoni.blacksky.app who is chronically ill and needs help covering basics!
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Chronically ill and in need of support covering basic, HEALTH, + business related necessities, as well as BILLS.
Goal is $600. Please donate if you can + boost by reposting + quoting with kind words! Thank you!
• PP: paypal.me/chemoni
• CA: cash.app/$xCheMoni
Goal is $600. Please donate if you can + boost by reposting + quoting with kind words! Thank you!
• PP: paypal.me/chemoni
• CA: cash.app/$xCheMoni
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
For @xchemoni.blacksky.app who is chronically ill and needs help covering basics!
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Thank you!! bsky.app/profile/mzka...
Hey guys. Thank yall for so much for all your help so far. I need to raise money for food, laundry supplies and bus travel this week.
Please help if you can.
Thanks in advance.
Please help if you can.
Thanks in advance.
Hey yall so my sista @mzkatlynd.bsky.social is in Tampa but she wont be able to cash her check until a week from today. Im tryna raise $750 for her until she gets paid anything helps keep her fed and housed 🫶🏽🫂💕🌀🌴 Cash.me/$katlynd
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thank you!! bsky.app/profile/mzka...
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C: $freakingbabygirl
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November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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C: $freakingbabygirl
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C: $freakingbabygirl
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For @permanentalien.blacksky.app 💕💸
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
gofund.me/982b699b
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
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Donate to help alyssum rebuild, stay housed and get HRT, organized by Alyssum Borges
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November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
For @permanentalien.blacksky.app 💕💸
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
gofund.me/982b699b
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
gofund.me/982b699b
MORE OF THIS PLEASE! 😡
AMERICAN CITIZENS DON'T HAVE TO IDENTIFY TO ANYBODY UNLESS YOU GOT REASONABLE ARTICULATE SUSPICION OF SOMETHING 🖕
AMERICAN CITIZENS ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE DEADLY FORCE TO PREVENT ILLEGAL DETAINMENT... THAT'S CALLED BAD ELK v. US🤬
AMERICAN CITIZENS DON'T HAVE TO IDENTIFY TO ANYBODY UNLESS YOU GOT REASONABLE ARTICULATE SUSPICION OF SOMETHING 🖕
AMERICAN CITIZENS ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE DEADLY FORCE TO PREVENT ILLEGAL DETAINMENT... THAT'S CALLED BAD ELK v. US🤬
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
MORE OF THIS PLEASE! 😡
AMERICAN CITIZENS DON'T HAVE TO IDENTIFY TO ANYBODY UNLESS YOU GOT REASONABLE ARTICULATE SUSPICION OF SOMETHING 🖕
AMERICAN CITIZENS ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE DEADLY FORCE TO PREVENT ILLEGAL DETAINMENT... THAT'S CALLED BAD ELK v. US🤬
AMERICAN CITIZENS DON'T HAVE TO IDENTIFY TO ANYBODY UNLESS YOU GOT REASONABLE ARTICULATE SUSPICION OF SOMETHING 🖕
AMERICAN CITIZENS ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE DEADLY FORCE TO PREVENT ILLEGAL DETAINMENT... THAT'S CALLED BAD ELK v. US🤬
They should change the name to Coward University... It'd be more accurate 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They should change the name to Coward University... It'd be more accurate 🙄
Who's that fat stupid piece of shit officer telling people to back up instead of offering help to somebody experiencing a health episode??
That son of a bitch needs to be chicken, Uncle Tom looking mother fucker 😡
Acab, because of shit heads like you 🫵
That son of a bitch needs to be chicken, Uncle Tom looking mother fucker 😡
Acab, because of shit heads like you 🫵
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Who's that fat stupid piece of shit officer telling people to back up instead of offering help to somebody experiencing a health episode??
That son of a bitch needs to be chicken, Uncle Tom looking mother fucker 😡
Acab, because of shit heads like you 🫵
That son of a bitch needs to be chicken, Uncle Tom looking mother fucker 😡
Acab, because of shit heads like you 🫵
FUCK ICE 🖕
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
FUCK ICE 🖕
Anti-zionism is about politics.
Anybody who's claiming anti-semitism is a fucking racist 🖕 end of story.
Unless people are talking about the religion, it's not anti-semitism.
Mega needs a fucking dictionary... But I guess they need to learn how to read first 🧐
Anybody who's claiming anti-semitism is a fucking racist 🖕 end of story.
Unless people are talking about the religion, it's not anti-semitism.
Mega needs a fucking dictionary... But I guess they need to learn how to read first 🧐
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Anti-zionism is about politics.
Anybody who's claiming anti-semitism is a fucking racist 🖕 end of story.
Unless people are talking about the religion, it's not anti-semitism.
Mega needs a fucking dictionary... But I guess they need to learn how to read first 🧐
Anybody who's claiming anti-semitism is a fucking racist 🖕 end of story.
Unless people are talking about the religion, it's not anti-semitism.
Mega needs a fucking dictionary... But I guess they need to learn how to read first 🧐
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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when Trump had ICE raid that Hyundai plant, and they arrested 300 workers who were training Americans to build an EV plant, had them chained up, made them eat slop off the floor, after they were released, Trump said the workers could stay, but they not only didn't stay, they said they'd never comeBA
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
when Trump had ICE raid that Hyundai plant, and they arrested 300 workers who were training Americans to build an EV plant, had them chained up, made them eat slop off the floor, after they were released, Trump said the workers could stay, but they not only didn't stay, they said they'd never comeBA
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM