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luigi mangione, smiling politely
December 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
December 18, 2024 at 10:24 AM
great
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
most of the conversations i have with my cat are me very sincerely asking her if she has considered slowing her roll and her replying by tearing into the hallway at such speed that she knocks over my bike and gains one additional level of ptsd
November 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
officers do not interact
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 PM
my two most common crimes are running red lights and breaching gdpr [PARODY ACCOUNT DISCLAIMER]
November 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
i do really wish i could lock this account so i could repeatedly break various data protection laws
November 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
i started running a dnd game with a map based on the lothians but with plays on all the place names like ‘muscle brothers’, ‘wrath gate’, bridge of gore’ and so on. all well and good until the party approaches one of these places and i have to figure out what the hell goes on there
November 17, 2024 at 8:45 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 7:41 AM