What was his argument? Maybe he has a point.

I like bacon and eggs (and I feel confident no one will shout at me for murdering pigs and exploiting hens)

I do not like his piggy eyes
I do not like his hollow lies
I do not like his giant head
I do not like that man named Ted

I always say this to my husband and he insists point blank that all kids know what fractals are. I insist point blank that he is a moron. The battle rages on.