Two seminal cinematic masterpieces for young Braiker. May his memory be a blessing 🥀🕊️
April 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Two seminal cinematic masterpieces for young Braiker. May his memory be a blessing 🥀🕊️
Friends. I'm taking my records out TWICE this month:
THIS FRIDAY: At the excellent 320 Club in the dankroom of the Williamsburg Super Burrito (320 Bedford Ave). 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
APRIL 12: At Debbies at Dutch Kills Bar in LIC (27-24 Jackson Ave). 8 to midnight.
All vinyl and that's final™️
THIS FRIDAY: At the excellent 320 Club in the dankroom of the Williamsburg Super Burrito (320 Bedford Ave). 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
APRIL 12: At Debbies at Dutch Kills Bar in LIC (27-24 Jackson Ave). 8 to midnight.
All vinyl and that's final™️
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Friends. I'm taking my records out TWICE this month:
THIS FRIDAY: At the excellent 320 Club in the dankroom of the Williamsburg Super Burrito (320 Bedford Ave). 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
APRIL 12: At Debbies at Dutch Kills Bar in LIC (27-24 Jackson Ave). 8 to midnight.
All vinyl and that's final™️
THIS FRIDAY: At the excellent 320 Club in the dankroom of the Williamsburg Super Burrito (320 Bedford Ave). 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
APRIL 12: At Debbies at Dutch Kills Bar in LIC (27-24 Jackson Ave). 8 to midnight.
All vinyl and that's final™️
DJ on the WCKR fundraiser right now: “The equipment is falling apart. Everything at this university seems to be falling apart.”
March 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
DJ on the WCKR fundraiser right now: “The equipment is falling apart. Everything at this university seems to be falling apart.”
When did everyone decide they’re suddenly ok with Chet Haze? Did I miss a meeting?
March 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When did everyone decide they’re suddenly ok with Chet Haze? Did I miss a meeting?
You know when San Rockwell shows up, it’s about to go down.
March 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You know when San Rockwell shows up, it’s about to go down.
I need an interview with the person who applies all the penile prosthetics on Whote Lotus.
March 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I need an interview with the person who applies all the penile prosthetics on Whote Lotus.
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once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
I love daylight saving time. In the spring you gain a little sunlight. In the fall you lose the will to live.
March 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I love daylight saving time. In the spring you gain a little sunlight. In the fall you lose the will to live.
Bury the lede much, Google?
March 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Bury the lede much, Google?
For lent I am giving up
March 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
For lent I am giving up
Do you think the bingo card N is sad to always have a free spot?
March 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Do you think the bingo card N is sad to always have a free spot?
At a bar in Park Slope and I just pissed off the bartender and like eight patrons for saying Lenny Kravitz is a cosplay rock star. I’m not even sure what I meant but I’m sticking to my guns now.
March 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
At a bar in Park Slope and I just pissed off the bartender and like eight patrons for saying Lenny Kravitz is a cosplay rock star. I’m not even sure what I meant but I’m sticking to my guns now.
If you close your eyes while Adrien Brody is talking, he sounds just like Mike Damone from Fast Times.
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you close your eyes while Adrien Brody is talking, he sounds just like Mike Damone from Fast Times.
Grace Jones should have been named Grace Slick and vice versa.
March 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Grace Jones should have been named Grace Slick and vice versa.
Time for a double feature of the French connection and Superman. Followed by the conversation and royal tennenbaums. Followed by birdcage and Hoosiers. God he was in so many bangers. I just rewatched get shorty again the other day and he was hilarious.
February 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Time for a double feature of the French connection and Superman. Followed by the conversation and royal tennenbaums. Followed by birdcage and Hoosiers. God he was in so many bangers. I just rewatched get shorty again the other day and he was hilarious.
Has anyone made a children’s book called Leonard Bernstein’s Bears?
February 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Has anyone made a children’s book called Leonard Bernstein’s Bears?
Watched It Ends With Us last night and now I too want to sue him for making it
February 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Watched It Ends With Us last night and now I too want to sue him for making it
Find someone who loves you as much as the NYT crossword puzzle editors love ACAI berries.
February 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Find someone who loves you as much as the NYT crossword puzzle editors love ACAI berries.
How mad at Pringles is Little Caesars right now?
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
How mad at Pringles is Little Caesars right now?
No one likes the call but we keep playing anyway? Might be a metaphor in there.
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No one likes the call but we keep playing anyway? Might be a metaphor in there.
Has someone checked in on the portrait in Tom Cruise’s attic?
February 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Has someone checked in on the portrait in Tom Cruise’s attic?
Good Times by the Animals makes its SB debut.
February 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Good Times by the Animals makes its SB debut.
Was anyone ever genuinely concerned about Hammer hurting ‘em?
February 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was anyone ever genuinely concerned about Hammer hurting ‘em?