Jimmy
@slapstickjimmy.bsky.social
Can I shine your jewelry with my tongue?
October 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can I shine your jewelry with my tongue?
Picks or it didn’t happen
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Picks or it didn’t happen
Chocolate is definitely a favorite candy of mine
September 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Chocolate is definitely a favorite candy of mine
Well since you are so politely requesting I would have to be a real jerk to say no
September 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well since you are so politely requesting I would have to be a real jerk to say no
You are always insanely appealing every time I see you. Every. Single. Time.
August 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You are always insanely appealing every time I see you. Every. Single. Time.
By favorite do you mean the one I use the most? Or the most creative one? My most common name is tits/titties. My favorite creative name is sweater stretchers.
July 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
By favorite do you mean the one I use the most? Or the most creative one? My most common name is tits/titties. My favorite creative name is sweater stretchers.
God damn you are gorgeous.
July 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
God damn you are gorgeous.
Looking gorgeous for an 800 year old
July 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Looking gorgeous for an 800 year old
Is pussy still on the menu then? I’ve never had a problem eating something a couple days in a row
July 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Is pussy still on the menu then? I’ve never had a problem eating something a couple days in a row
Never hurts to ask right?
June 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Never hurts to ask right?
I mean I bet I could get you there faster with my head between those gorgeous thighs.
June 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I mean I bet I could get you there faster with my head between those gorgeous thighs.
For some. Reading is a wonderful way to spend time and escape reality. But not everyone loves reading and that’s okay we all have things we enjoy.
June 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
For some. Reading is a wonderful way to spend time and escape reality. But not everyone loves reading and that’s okay we all have things we enjoy.
What is it about redheads? You’re just so damn fucking gorgeous. God blessed the world when he gave us redheads
May 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What is it about redheads? You’re just so damn fucking gorgeous. God blessed the world when he gave us redheads
You are just fucking mouthwatering…
May 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You are just fucking mouthwatering…
Soooo what just send you my address so we can set up a time?
April 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Soooo what just send you my address so we can set up a time?
They both look tasty as hell
April 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They both look tasty as hell
Wow now that’s a trip back into some good old times
March 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wow now that’s a trip back into some good old times
My dear you are just fucking gorgeous.
March 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My dear you are just fucking gorgeous.
Every night and twice on Sundays
February 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every night and twice on Sundays
They both look delicious
February 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They both look delicious
Nope can I put them in my mouth?
January 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Nope can I put them in my mouth?
Spork here. I like to fork while I spoon.
January 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Spork here. I like to fork while I spoon.