William Wright
@slapbracelet.bsky.social
To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my Middle School yearbook… I have some devastating news.
I recently sold a portion of my longest held stock.
AMD BABY ABOUT FUCKIN TIME!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO YEAAH!
AMD BABY ABOUT FUCKIN TIME!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO YEAAH!
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I recently sold a portion of my longest held stock.
AMD BABY ABOUT FUCKIN TIME!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO YEAAH!
AMD BABY ABOUT FUCKIN TIME!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO YEAAH!
Rent’s due, knees hurt, and the thermostat’s set to “don’t touch it.”
July 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rent’s due, knees hurt, and the thermostat’s set to “don’t touch it.”
Driving my first car was like the Apollo 13 mission… something was always failing, nobody knew how we were gonna make it home, and prayers were involved.
July 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Driving my first car was like the Apollo 13 mission… something was always failing, nobody knew how we were gonna make it home, and prayers were involved.
Y’all ever had one of these Indiana-sized pork chop sandwiches? It’s four meals wearing a trench coat pretending to be one.
And no, I’m not asking for a to-go box. I’m not about to get my NBA LEGEND John Konchar Fan Club President badge revoked over some leftovers.
And no, I’m not asking for a to-go box. I’m not about to get my NBA LEGEND John Konchar Fan Club President badge revoked over some leftovers.
June 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Y’all ever had one of these Indiana-sized pork chop sandwiches? It’s four meals wearing a trench coat pretending to be one.
And no, I’m not asking for a to-go box. I’m not about to get my NBA LEGEND John Konchar Fan Club President badge revoked over some leftovers.
And no, I’m not asking for a to-go box. I’m not about to get my NBA LEGEND John Konchar Fan Club President badge revoked over some leftovers.
I wonder what it felt like coming from Ellis Island by boat to the shore of the greatest country in the world. The land of opportunity. Where our great great grandparents joined an experiment in democracy. A wave of patriots.
June 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wonder what it felt like coming from Ellis Island by boat to the shore of the greatest country in the world. The land of opportunity. Where our great great grandparents joined an experiment in democracy. A wave of patriots.
Let’s go Gavin Newsom keep pushing on the gates.
June 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Let’s go Gavin Newsom keep pushing on the gates.
I don’t know that dog’s name but we’ve been friends for a couple years.
June 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don’t know that dog’s name but we’ve been friends for a couple years.
NVDA is gonna pump a little on Monday. There will be another 110-120 entry point soon enough though. I hope you took profit at 140.
I respect the HODL sentiment of crypto and meme stocks, but if you aren’t paying yourself, what’s the point?
I respect the HODL sentiment of crypto and meme stocks, but if you aren’t paying yourself, what’s the point?
May 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
NVDA is gonna pump a little on Monday. There will be another 110-120 entry point soon enough though. I hope you took profit at 140.
I respect the HODL sentiment of crypto and meme stocks, but if you aren’t paying yourself, what’s the point?
I respect the HODL sentiment of crypto and meme stocks, but if you aren’t paying yourself, what’s the point?
Healthy skepticism is understandable, but someone is to blame if you don’t have Bitcoin in 2025.
May 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Healthy skepticism is understandable, but someone is to blame if you don’t have Bitcoin in 2025.
Are young people still learning Shakespeare?
May 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Are young people still learning Shakespeare?
One of the most mind-blowing realizations we’re going to have in the future is that we vastly underestimated the intelligence of other animals.
We didn’t just miss the signs.. we labeled them as instinct, noise, or coincidence. Turns out, we are the ones not paying attention.
We didn’t just miss the signs.. we labeled them as instinct, noise, or coincidence. Turns out, we are the ones not paying attention.
May 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
One of the most mind-blowing realizations we’re going to have in the future is that we vastly underestimated the intelligence of other animals.
We didn’t just miss the signs.. we labeled them as instinct, noise, or coincidence. Turns out, we are the ones not paying attention.
We didn’t just miss the signs.. we labeled them as instinct, noise, or coincidence. Turns out, we are the ones not paying attention.
Get excited America! We won the Catholic Super Bowl!!! USA USA USA
May 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Get excited America! We won the Catholic Super Bowl!!! USA USA USA
I have offered a Spaniel dog a position in my household. Still waiting to hear back. His name will be Daniel.
May 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have offered a Spaniel dog a position in my household. Still waiting to hear back. His name will be Daniel.
Reposted by William Wright
Good on you Senator.
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Good on you Senator.
We want due process.
If you “can't” undo an administrative error on an American legal resident because you deported him to a foreign concentration camp and then you threaten to send any Americans who complain to the same camps, then you are a FASCIST.
WE WANT DUE PROCESS.
If you “can't” undo an administrative error on an American legal resident because you deported him to a foreign concentration camp and then you threaten to send any Americans who complain to the same camps, then you are a FASCIST.
WE WANT DUE PROCESS.
April 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We want due process.
If you “can't” undo an administrative error on an American legal resident because you deported him to a foreign concentration camp and then you threaten to send any Americans who complain to the same camps, then you are a FASCIST.
WE WANT DUE PROCESS.
If you “can't” undo an administrative error on an American legal resident because you deported him to a foreign concentration camp and then you threaten to send any Americans who complain to the same camps, then you are a FASCIST.
WE WANT DUE PROCESS.
They are dismantling USPS. The most reliable service that the federal government has ever provided is being destroyed.
April 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They are dismantling USPS. The most reliable service that the federal government has ever provided is being destroyed.
I guess becoming a lackey to insider trading is the new American Dream.
April 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I guess becoming a lackey to insider trading is the new American Dream.
Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary isn’t just a principal… she’s a spiritual experience in bad decisions and perfect comedic timing.
April 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary isn’t just a principal… she’s a spiritual experience in bad decisions and perfect comedic timing.
Retail’s risk tolerance expires the moment the charts stop smiling.
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Retail’s risk tolerance expires the moment the charts stop smiling.
