Paul Slansky
@slansky.bsky.social
Writes THERE IS NO BOTTOM on Substack
Compared to this vertebrae-free octet, a jellyfish is a steel beam. Just fucking disgusting.
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Compared to this vertebrae-free octet, a jellyfish is a steel beam. Just fucking disgusting.
Norah O’Donnell achieved a Chuck Todd / Kristen Welker degree of journalistic uselessness. Sad that shame is now obsolete.
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Norah O’Donnell achieved a Chuck Todd / Kristen Welker degree of journalistic uselessness. Sad that shame is now obsolete.
If he gets $230,000,000 because he was "wrongly prosecuted" for an infinitesimal percentage of his lifetime of crime, this country deserves to die.
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If he gets $230,000,000 because he was "wrongly prosecuted" for an infinitesimal percentage of his lifetime of crime, this country deserves to die.
If he gets $230,000,000 because he was "wrongly prosecuted" for an infinitesimal percentage of his lifetime of crime, this country deserves to die.
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If he gets $230,000,000 because he was "wrongly prosecuted" for an infinitesimal percentage of his lifetime of crime, this country deserves to die.
Compared to the heat of my hatred for this waddling human waste, the sun is a cold dead star.
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Compared to the heat of my hatred for this waddling human waste, the sun is a cold dead star.
The last thing he was talking about was how many mass murderers were trans. Someone asked him how many, and he said, “Too many.”
September 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The last thing he was talking about was how many mass murderers were trans. Someone asked him how many, and he said, “Too many.”
The last thing he was talking about was how many mass murderers were trans. Someone asked him how many, and he said, “Too many.”
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The last thing he was talking about was how many mass murderers were trans. Someone asked him how many, and he said, “Too many.”
How loyal are the other Cabinet members if they’re not willing to turn orange like this mushroom fellater?
August 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How loyal are the other Cabinet members if they’re not willing to turn orange like this mushroom fellater?
The horror! The FUCKING HORROR!
July 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The horror! The FUCKING HORROR!
Every accusation that comes out of that anus mouth is a confession. The world is rubber and he’s glue. Everything he says about anyone else bounces off them and sticks to him. “Very evil.”
July 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every accusation that comes out of that anus mouth is a confession. The world is rubber and he’s glue. Everything he says about anyone else bounces off them and sticks to him. “Very evil.”
Turns out Hitler did it first.
July 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Turns out Hitler did it first.
And remember, ridicule is his Kryptonite. Do your part.
July 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
And remember, ridicule is his Kryptonite. Do your part.
At midnight all the agents
And the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do
And the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do
July 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
At midnight all the agents
And the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do
And the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do
