NIPPLEGATE UPDATE: I was on the phone with my mom and she was like “sorry if this is kind of a silly question but I was looking at that photo of your tattoo and where are your nipples??”

Me: I need the app for my birth certificate name change notarized
Notary: sure! That’s so weird so many people have been getting these recently…
Me, eye twitching: gee I wonder why

I’ve never posted here before but I need everyone to know I sent my mom a picture of my top surgery scar cover up tattoo not remembering that I had never actually told her I don’t have nipples anymore