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slamdunkcosmos.bsky.social
@slamdunkcosmos.bsky.social
Off Lexapro, on LetsTextHoes
it was basically this
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 AM
"We're a team, so we ought to have a name for phoning in about a trans woman to chase her out of the bathroom. Like a 'chase-her' hotline."

Ken Paxton: Say that again...
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ah shit now I'm reinstalling
October 15, 2025 at 10:26 AM
"Oh garçon- no ketchup?"
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
September 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It is 1945. An American pulls the trigger of a stolen Gewehr 43, erupting in the night, killing the last of a captured nazi patrol. No service is held.

It is 2025. An unknown assailant publicly kills an American nazi. He is mourned as a philosopher. The president orders all state flags to half mass
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Imagine getting bullied as tony hinchcliffe's child. It's not average gen alpha bullying like 'you only got John Wick nae-naeing on Fortnite. Talk to us when you shakin Mrs. Incredible's pear'.
No.
It's being called adopted while lil mfs photoshop your dad's face on the 40 y/o Virgin DVD cover
August 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Taking the PS3 for a cleaning to plat Guns of the Patriots
August 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Live and die by the SCRUBBLE
August 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I thought we were trying to *cure* cancer
July 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
God forbid I wanna read the shit
July 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I know trump's a fuckface but why make him look like Vader
July 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Beware brown brow blondes
July 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
July 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"You're not in a good position, you don't have Exodia right now. With us you start having Polymerizations. You're gambling with the life points of millions of duelists"
June 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The four impotents of the apocalypse
June 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Libertarian and toaster fucker proliferation 🤢
June 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Can't wait to try Splitgate 2 i.e. Apex Legends 3 i.e. PUBG 5
June 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Cost of living up, hope down
June 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shedding parasocial tendencies helped plenty for mental health. Shame how more meme slingers of yore succumb to brainrot. You wouldn't know it from these posts but those mods had the juice.
June 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Second time this shit spotted in Saskatoon. mfs plotting
June 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Cronkite ASMR????
May 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I know how fake 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' is but covering orange man's bullshit is really taking its toll on Lawrence. Maybe that's what T.D.S. really stands for: sanity draining while trying to track Trump's madness.
May 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM