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Depressed after hitting “forget device” for the Bluetooth connection to that 2025 Camry I rented on vacation 6 months ago.
February 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Depressed after hitting “forget device” for the Bluetooth connection to that 2025 Camry I rented on vacation 6 months ago.
Making sure my one grey hair is sitting prominently above the rest so that I can be referred to as a “salt and pepper” guy.
January 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Making sure my one grey hair is sitting prominently above the rest so that I can be referred to as a “salt and pepper” guy.
Her: I have daddy issues.
This mf:
This mf:
January 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Her: I have daddy issues.
This mf:
This mf:
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*British guy named David Love checking in at a restaurant*
Hostess: Name on the reservation?
DL: David, love
Hostess: Full name?
DL: David Love
Hostess: And you are…?
DL: David, Love
Hostess: Name on the reservation?
DL: David, love
Hostess: Full name?
DL: David Love
Hostess: And you are…?
DL: David, Love
January 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
*British guy named David Love checking in at a restaurant*
Hostess: Name on the reservation?
DL: David, love
Hostess: Full name?
DL: David Love
Hostess: And you are…?
DL: David, Love
Hostess: Name on the reservation?
DL: David, love
Hostess: Full name?
DL: David Love
Hostess: And you are…?
DL: David, Love
Forgive me father, for I have skeeted. #sinsoftheflesh
November 26, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Forgive me father, for I have skeeted. #sinsoftheflesh
November 26, 2024 at 1:06 AM