Slacks
@slacks.bsky.social
Lover of video games, music, and other assorted wastes of time. I make a half decent loaf of bread, too. I am shit at social media.
This RFK Jr. narrated sleep app I’ve been trying is just NOT cutting it.
September 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This RFK Jr. narrated sleep app I’ve been trying is just NOT cutting it.
Me saying “Thank god I live in Massachusetts” as the retaliatory missiles approach to destroy us all.
June 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Me saying “Thank god I live in Massachusetts” as the retaliatory missiles approach to destroy us all.
With all the Stephen King I’ve read, I’ve somehow never read this before. Does the Starchild show up in this? Excited to find out.
June 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
With all the Stephen King I’ve read, I’ve somehow never read this before. Does the Starchild show up in this? Excited to find out.
Just a friendly reminder that Raw Data Feel by Everything Everything is still a fucking BANGER.
May 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just a friendly reminder that Raw Data Feel by Everything Everything is still a fucking BANGER.
“Shit going wrong in space” is a top tier genre.
April 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Shit going wrong in space” is a top tier genre.
At this rate, a lot of people are probably gonna have to sell their bootstraps.
April 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
At this rate, a lot of people are probably gonna have to sell their bootstraps.
Every time I see Jame Eagan on Severance I get Dave Bowman vibes. Praise Keir…Dullea?
March 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Every time I see Jame Eagan on Severance I get Dave Bowman vibes. Praise Keir…Dullea?
I can’t recommend these wet wipes. Zero stars.
March 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I can’t recommend these wet wipes. Zero stars.
I honestly feel bad for the band Tesla these days. Unless they’re MAGA, of course.
March 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I honestly feel bad for the band Tesla these days. Unless they’re MAGA, of course.
The US is basically pulling up to the world stage like Billy Madison at high school with the Firebird.
March 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The US is basically pulling up to the world stage like Billy Madison at high school with the Firebird.
I’m only shopping local today. At the bar, I mean. I’m shopping at my local bar.
February 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m only shopping local today. At the bar, I mean. I’m shopping at my local bar.
Normalize fully enjoyable but just okay movies.
February 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Normalize fully enjoyable but just okay movies.
I get unreasonably angry watching slow Jeopardy players, especially if all the answers don’t get read by the round’s end. I will not be working on this issue.
February 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I get unreasonably angry watching slow Jeopardy players, especially if all the answers don’t get read by the round’s end. I will not be working on this issue.
Sometimes I like to put my phone in a completely different pocket just so I can have a little panic attack as a treat.
January 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes I like to put my phone in a completely different pocket just so I can have a little panic attack as a treat.
I can’t imagine having a full beard at any temperature above 40 degrees. Kudos to you that can.
January 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I can’t imagine having a full beard at any temperature above 40 degrees. Kudos to you that can.
Gee, I wonder what hand I should play.
January 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gee, I wonder what hand I should play.
With 2025 approaching, I feel it’s going to be less of a ball dropping tonight and more like a testicle descending.
December 31, 2024 at 6:47 PM
With 2025 approaching, I feel it’s going to be less of a ball dropping tonight and more like a testicle descending.
Pumpernickel with butter is the king of soup breads.
December 31, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Pumpernickel with butter is the king of soup breads.
Hey world, I think we’ve got enough smoke shops now. Maybe chill out for a while.
December 28, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Hey world, I think we’ve got enough smoke shops now. Maybe chill out for a while.
You’re not fooling me, festive holiday display. I know a boss fight when I see one.
December 16, 2023 at 4:09 AM
You’re not fooling me, festive holiday display. I know a boss fight when I see one.
I’m just going to post nonsense until this app really takes off.
Red delicious apples are trash apples and you are kidding yourself for thinking otherwise.
Red delicious apples are trash apples and you are kidding yourself for thinking otherwise.
November 12, 2023 at 6:38 PM
I’m just going to post nonsense until this app really takes off.
Red delicious apples are trash apples and you are kidding yourself for thinking otherwise.
Red delicious apples are trash apples and you are kidding yourself for thinking otherwise.