Auntie Begonia
@slackermom66.bsky.social
Unscripted. Cerebral. Cheerful. Coarse.
Pharm.D.; BA, Journalism and English; mom to Kel, Ma’am to Wally and Maeve, partner to John.
Pharm.D.; BA, Journalism and English; mom to Kel, Ma’am to Wally and Maeve, partner to John.
Finally went to the post office and got the new hometown hero Muhammad Ali stamps. And I think he would be happy that no one forgot how pretty he was.
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Finally went to the post office and got the new hometown hero Muhammad Ali stamps. And I think he would be happy that no one forgot how pretty he was.
Maeve does not care about #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Maeve does not care about #SuperBowlLX
I’m not going to let perfect be the enemy of good enough, but I keep this on my phone for exactly this situation. I’m not going to let Newsom throw my child under the bus for his WH fantasies.
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I’m not going to let perfect be the enemy of good enough, but I keep this on my phone for exactly this situation. I’m not going to let Newsom throw my child under the bus for his WH fantasies.
But then that goddamn motherfucker was elected president so I started to #ragestitch. And now I have enough projects to make a ragestitch corner. Which enrages me. 😡🤬 #FuckIce #FuckDJT
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
But then that goddamn motherfucker was elected president so I started to #ragestitch. And now I have enough projects to make a ragestitch corner. Which enrages me. 😡🤬 #FuckIce #FuckDJT
After my baby started adulting, I pulled out my needle and started #crossstitch again. Mini-masterpieces to brighten my upstairs hallway.
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
After my baby started adulting, I pulled out my needle and started #crossstitch again. Mini-masterpieces to brighten my upstairs hallway.
Got some 310 today and finished up my most recent rage stitch project. I stopped cross-stitching when my kid was a baby cos I worried about the needles and started crocheting.
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Got some 310 today and finished up my most recent rage stitch project. I stopped cross-stitching when my kid was a baby cos I worried about the needles and started crocheting.
I ran out of black! That never happens! (Free pattern from Witch’s Garden Crafts.) #crossstitch
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I ran out of black! That never happens! (Free pattern from Witch’s Garden Crafts.) #crossstitch
Sir yelled at Maeve last night. She was very hurt. “Can’t believe he talk to me that way, Ma’am. I hardly touched him.” (She nearly knocked him down celebrating going for a car ride.)
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Sir yelled at Maeve last night. She was very hurt. “Can’t believe he talk to me that way, Ma’am. I hardly touched him.” (She nearly knocked him down celebrating going for a car ride.)
I have been ignored long enough, Ma’am.
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I have been ignored long enough, Ma’am.
They are toasty warm and keep running outside to kick up the snow. Which, so far, has been very disappointing.
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
They are toasty warm and keep running outside to kick up the snow. Which, so far, has been very disappointing.
Me: Do we need to be this close?
Maeve: We do.
Maeve: We do.
January 24, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Me: Do we need to be this close?
Maeve: We do.
Maeve: We do.
Aw, Maeve, she’s so cute and sweet! Don’t you just love her?
Yeah, well, I did not love her so much 20 minutes ago when she *unhinged her jaw* and puked up her barely chewed supper and I had to frickin’ frackin’ clean it up.
I explained that she needs to chew but I don’t think she was listening.
Yeah, well, I did not love her so much 20 minutes ago when she *unhinged her jaw* and puked up her barely chewed supper and I had to frickin’ frackin’ clean it up.
I explained that she needs to chew but I don’t think she was listening.
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Aw, Maeve, she’s so cute and sweet! Don’t you just love her?
Yeah, well, I did not love her so much 20 minutes ago when she *unhinged her jaw* and puked up her barely chewed supper and I had to frickin’ frackin’ clean it up.
I explained that she needs to chew but I don’t think she was listening.
Yeah, well, I did not love her so much 20 minutes ago when she *unhinged her jaw* and puked up her barely chewed supper and I had to frickin’ frackin’ clean it up.
I explained that she needs to chew but I don’t think she was listening.
The universe: This is counted #crossstitch. It can be your hobby as long as you can count. Can you count?
Me: I am a grown adult. I can count.
Counted cross-stitch: I dunno, but looks like you can’t count, bish.
Hafta frog 13 rows. 🙄 I blame stitching during basketball games.
Me: I am a grown adult. I can count.
Counted cross-stitch: I dunno, but looks like you can’t count, bish.
Hafta frog 13 rows. 🙄 I blame stitching during basketball games.
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
The universe: This is counted #crossstitch. It can be your hobby as long as you can count. Can you count?
Me: I am a grown adult. I can count.
Counted cross-stitch: I dunno, but looks like you can’t count, bish.
Hafta frog 13 rows. 🙄 I blame stitching during basketball games.
Me: I am a grown adult. I can count.
Counted cross-stitch: I dunno, but looks like you can’t count, bish.
Hafta frog 13 rows. 🙄 I blame stitching during basketball games.
The predictions for this storm are starting to gel and…I have concerns.
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
The predictions for this storm are starting to gel and…I have concerns.
Fuck that guy. Will repost until everyone remembers.
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Fuck that guy. Will repost until everyone remembers.
A Place in the Sun is a completely different movie when you’re 59 vs 15. I first saw it 44 years ago and hated that whore Shelley Winters for getting herself knocked up and ruining Mont Clift’s life. Tonight, I’m raging at the true villain of the movie—this motherfucker, Dr Wyeland.
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 AM
A Place in the Sun is a completely different movie when you’re 59 vs 15. I first saw it 44 years ago and hated that whore Shelley Winters for getting herself knocked up and ruining Mont Clift’s life. Tonight, I’m raging at the true villain of the movie—this motherfucker, Dr Wyeland.
I keep this on my phone to remind me why Gavin is a POS.
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I keep this on my phone to remind me why Gavin is a POS.
Not sarcasm: I appreciate that the VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System) has a yellow (caution?) banner that lets everyone know—first thing—that it is now useless and cannot be trusted. To me, having that banner is #resistance
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Not sarcasm: I appreciate that the VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System) has a yellow (caution?) banner that lets everyone know—first thing—that it is now useless and cannot be trusted. To me, having that banner is #resistance
My productive insomnia. #crossstitch
January 13, 2026 at 10:09 AM
My productive insomnia. #crossstitch
All done with the 2025 temperature tracker. Needs washing and ironing. #Crossstitch
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
All done with the 2025 temperature tracker. Needs washing and ironing. #Crossstitch
That’s SIR Big ‘Dris to you.
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That’s SIR Big ‘Dris to you.
🎼They’re cousins, identical cousins and you’ll find…they laugh alike, they talk alike, at times they even walk alike…🎶
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
🎼They’re cousins, identical cousins and you’ll find…they laugh alike, they talk alike, at times they even walk alike…🎶