slackalope
@slackalope.bsky.social
52, he/him.
Musician, singer/songwriter, synths, guitars, and lots of dogs.
https://stevenkay.bandcamp.com
Musician, singer/songwriter, synths, guitars, and lots of dogs.
https://stevenkay.bandcamp.com
Please note gandalf
Please note what he's leaning against
Please note what the cart contains
Please note the Hobbit children
Please note the activity gandalf is performing
Please note what he's leaning against
Please note what the cart contains
Please note the Hobbit children
Please note the activity gandalf is performing
September 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Please note gandalf
Please note what he's leaning against
Please note what the cart contains
Please note the Hobbit children
Please note the activity gandalf is performing
Please note what he's leaning against
Please note what the cart contains
Please note the Hobbit children
Please note the activity gandalf is performing
My roommate put together that huge Barad-Dûr Lego set.
So I had to meme it up
So I had to meme it up
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My roommate put together that huge Barad-Dûr Lego set.
So I had to meme it up
So I had to meme it up
Yes he wields it as a weapon.
Yes he's figured out how to open doors.
Yes he's figured out how to open doors.
August 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yes he wields it as a weapon.
Yes he's figured out how to open doors.
Yes he's figured out how to open doors.
I'm so greasy
Cause today I found my way
Into your hinge
And just maybe
I'm to blame for your car's charge
But I'm not sure
Calculations
Aren't right but who will care
I'm not scared
Castle Bravo
It's ok the islands gone
Cause today I found my way
Into your hinge
And just maybe
I'm to blame for your car's charge
But I'm not sure
Calculations
Aren't right but who will care
I'm not scared
Castle Bravo
It's ok the islands gone
July 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm so greasy
Cause today I found my way
Into your hinge
And just maybe
I'm to blame for your car's charge
But I'm not sure
Calculations
Aren't right but who will care
I'm not scared
Castle Bravo
It's ok the islands gone
Cause today I found my way
Into your hinge
And just maybe
I'm to blame for your car's charge
But I'm not sure
Calculations
Aren't right but who will care
I'm not scared
Castle Bravo
It's ok the islands gone
My 24" and 48" Starrett tie dye rulers.
June 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My 24" and 48" Starrett tie dye rulers.
The portal was weird, it's like going thru security and then you've arrived. We didn't get to see any ghasts but there was a bunch of tame piglins selling magnets made of netherrack that say dumb boomer things. The fortress was pretty cool but it's not like you can go inside. 6/10 meh.
May 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The portal was weird, it's like going thru security and then you've arrived. We didn't get to see any ghasts but there was a bunch of tame piglins selling magnets made of netherrack that say dumb boomer things. The fortress was pretty cool but it's not like you can go inside. 6/10 meh.
I don't usually advertise for free but like - this is a good phaser pedal, and it's a steal. I bought 2 of them for stereo use on my hydrasynth. If you have any desire for a phaser and you've got $50, do it.
reverb.com/item/8805155...
reverb.com/item/8805155...
MXR M279 Deep Phase Phaser | Reverb
The MXR Deep Phase Pedal delivers uniquely expressive vintage phaser tones with the impeccable build quality and tweakabiity that MXR is famous for.Unique vintage voice.Based on an iconic vintage circ...
reverb.com
May 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I don't usually advertise for free but like - this is a good phaser pedal, and it's a steal. I bought 2 of them for stereo use on my hydrasynth. If you have any desire for a phaser and you've got $50, do it.
reverb.com/item/8805155...
reverb.com/item/8805155...
The Free Wheelin Bob Diode
May 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Free Wheelin Bob Diode
I didn't know Bruce Springsteen played Explorers. Oh. Wait.
May 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I didn't know Bruce Springsteen played Explorers. Oh. Wait.
Disney+ velocet
Disney+ drencrom
Disney+ synthmesc
My mind goes to these places and comes back with thoughts like "if Kubrick was a disgruntled former animator, what would Clockwork Orange have looked like?"
All hail the Don Bluth of Ultraviolence.
Disney+ drencrom
Disney+ synthmesc
My mind goes to these places and comes back with thoughts like "if Kubrick was a disgruntled former animator, what would Clockwork Orange have looked like?"
All hail the Don Bluth of Ultraviolence.
April 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Disney+ velocet
Disney+ drencrom
Disney+ synthmesc
My mind goes to these places and comes back with thoughts like "if Kubrick was a disgruntled former animator, what would Clockwork Orange have looked like?"
All hail the Don Bluth of Ultraviolence.
Disney+ drencrom
Disney+ synthmesc
My mind goes to these places and comes back with thoughts like "if Kubrick was a disgruntled former animator, what would Clockwork Orange have looked like?"
All hail the Don Bluth of Ultraviolence.
I am of the opinion that you say Wtensil like "double utensil"
April 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I am of the opinion that you say Wtensil like "double utensil"
If you ever wanted to watch 25 seconds of some fat guy in a dirty shirt playing Clapton, now's your chance.
March 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If you ever wanted to watch 25 seconds of some fat guy in a dirty shirt playing Clapton, now's your chance.
After a year of waiting, my micromonsta 2 showed up. This thing will be perfect for my travels. Tiny, sounds good, inexpensive (unless you buy the scalped ones on Reverb).
March 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
After a year of waiting, my micromonsta 2 showed up. This thing will be perfect for my travels. Tiny, sounds good, inexpensive (unless you buy the scalped ones on Reverb).
I legitimately needed a guitar tuner. They're not expensive, and I don't have one on my pedal board, which is really the place for it.
I did not, in any fashion, need the guitar tuner that I purchased. But I did it anyway. Because I'm a dumb meme and it made me laugh.
I did not, in any fashion, need the guitar tuner that I purchased. But I did it anyway. Because I'm a dumb meme and it made me laugh.
March 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I legitimately needed a guitar tuner. They're not expensive, and I don't have one on my pedal board, which is really the place for it.
I did not, in any fashion, need the guitar tuner that I purchased. But I did it anyway. Because I'm a dumb meme and it made me laugh.
I did not, in any fashion, need the guitar tuner that I purchased. But I did it anyway. Because I'm a dumb meme and it made me laugh.
Spending 8 - 12hrs a day in a hospital room for like 4 days in a row is exhausting. I don't feel like doing anything but going back to my parents house and sleeping.
It's my Dad. We're pretty sure he's going to be fine, for the record. I hope they let him go today.
It's my Dad. We're pretty sure he's going to be fine, for the record. I hope they let him go today.
March 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Spending 8 - 12hrs a day in a hospital room for like 4 days in a row is exhausting. I don't feel like doing anything but going back to my parents house and sleeping.
It's my Dad. We're pretty sure he's going to be fine, for the record. I hope they let him go today.
It's my Dad. We're pretty sure he's going to be fine, for the record. I hope they let him go today.
Maybe you're about to drive to work. Maybe you're yawning over a cup of coffee. Maybe you're in another part of the world and none of these things. All of these reasons are a good reason to get some technothelioma!
Enjoy the sounds of infectious techno.
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
Enjoy the sounds of infectious techno.
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
technothelioma, by steven kay (ft. homba-rah)
track by steven kay (ft. homba-rah)
stevenkay.bandcamp.com
March 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Maybe you're about to drive to work. Maybe you're yawning over a cup of coffee. Maybe you're in another part of the world and none of these things. All of these reasons are a good reason to get some technothelioma!
Enjoy the sounds of infectious techno.
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
Enjoy the sounds of infectious techno.
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
There's a little known law of guitar-ing that says you have to have at least 3 capos or you'll never find one when you need it.
March 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There's a little known law of guitar-ing that says you have to have at least 3 capos or you'll never find one when you need it.
Hello! Please subscribe to my bandcamp! Also check out the song I posted if you haven't already. I thought it came out pretty well.
I promise I won't beg too often but no one is giving me any love! I know you can do it!
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/follow_me
I promise I won't beg too often but no one is giving me any love! I know you can do it!
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/follow_me
technothelioma, by steven kay (ft. homba-rah)
track by steven kay (ft. homba-rah)
stevenkay.bandcamp.com
March 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hello! Please subscribe to my bandcamp! Also check out the song I posted if you haven't already. I thought it came out pretty well.
I promise I won't beg too often but no one is giving me any love! I know you can do it!
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/follow_me
I promise I won't beg too often but no one is giving me any love! I know you can do it!
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/follow_me
So I wrote an electronic song, the first one I'm happy enough with that I actually put it out there.
Check it out. It's pretty fun (but it's a little offensive).
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
Check it out. It's pretty fun (but it's a little offensive).
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
technothelioma, by steven kay (ft. homba-rah)
track by steven kay (ft. homba-rah)
stevenkay.bandcamp.com
February 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So I wrote an electronic song, the first one I'm happy enough with that I actually put it out there.
Check it out. It's pretty fun (but it's a little offensive).
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
Check it out. It's pretty fun (but it's a little offensive).
stevenkay.bandcamp.com/track/techno...
I was offered to trade guitar lessons for therapy by my psych today. Obviously I said yes. I just find this rather hilarious.
February 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I was offered to trade guitar lessons for therapy by my psych today. Obviously I said yes. I just find this rather hilarious.
I have been referring to Doordash as "the lunch monkey on my back".
February 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I have been referring to Doordash as "the lunch monkey on my back".
It's been while but I wrote something.
I'd be ashamed but I'm not.
Thank God I'm a Reefer Addict.
soundcloud.com/haymakerpony...
I'd be ashamed but I'm not.
Thank God I'm a Reefer Addict.
soundcloud.com/haymakerpony...
Thank God I'm a Reefer Addict
I wrote a weed song lol
No AI junk and I never will
lyrics:
it used to be so easy to get up and mow the lawn
feelin so uneasy til the weeds were gone
I don't need no excuses. you know me, come on
if
soundcloud.com
February 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's been while but I wrote something.
I'd be ashamed but I'm not.
Thank God I'm a Reefer Addict.
soundcloud.com/haymakerpony...
I'd be ashamed but I'm not.
Thank God I'm a Reefer Addict.
soundcloud.com/haymakerpony...
Ugh so all music companies suck now or what? Bought a mic stand for band practice. Received it, I believe it's defective, as well as used, as it has scarring on the adjustment nut for what appears to be the same problem I'm having.
Am I just old? Is that just how it is now?
Am I just old? Is that just how it is now?
February 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ugh so all music companies suck now or what? Bought a mic stand for band practice. Received it, I believe it's defective, as well as used, as it has scarring on the adjustment nut for what appears to be the same problem I'm having.
Am I just old? Is that just how it is now?
Am I just old? Is that just how it is now?