CEO of Dat Ass (Felix)
@skywardfelix.bsky.social
CEO and founder of Skyward.
The only limit is your mind.
Current development status: User Interface remodeling
Approx app launch: next year
If you see Henry here, tag him in annoying posts 😜
[RP account]
The only limit is your mind.
Current development status: User Interface remodeling
Approx app launch: next year
If you see Henry here, tag him in annoying posts 😜
[RP account]
Jacky what are you up to tonight
@jackisreal.bsky.social
@jackisreal.bsky.social
November 22, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Jacky what are you up to tonight
@jackisreal.bsky.social
@jackisreal.bsky.social
What's up plebs
November 19, 2023 at 7:10 AM
What's up plebs
That vacation was sorely needed!!
November 9, 2023 at 11:31 PM
That vacation was sorely needed!!
I'm lonely and sad and want someone to come cuddle me
November 5, 2023 at 12:48 AM
I'm lonely and sad and want someone to come cuddle me
For Halloween I'll dress Henry up as what he rly is
October 31, 2023 at 6:37 AM
For Halloween I'll dress Henry up as what he rly is
Who took that photo instead of helping me??
October 15, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Who took that photo instead of helping me??
Vanilla is the best flavor 😌
October 12, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Vanilla is the best flavor 😌
My next grindr date?
October 11, 2023 at 11:07 AM
My next grindr date?
(The next day, around noon, Felix walks out of the office to have lunch in the park.)
October 10, 2023 at 4:28 PM
(The next day, around noon, Felix walks out of the office to have lunch in the park.)
Some people (and by that I mean men) really think they can get away with everything (and no, your tough guy act doesn't salvage you)
October 10, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Some people (and by that I mean men) really think they can get away with everything (and no, your tough guy act doesn't salvage you)
Subtweeting my bodyguard
October 10, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Subtweeting my bodyguard
Felix saw his chance and took it
October 10, 2023 at 9:22 AM
Only people with no life post food
October 9, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Only people with no life post food
Once he finally asked for my hand in marriage I'll make him wear this one instead
October 8, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Once he finally asked for my hand in marriage I'll make him wear this one instead
Still got no idea
Felix: I don't know why my mother thinks I need a bodyguard
Also Felix:
Also Felix:
October 8, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Still got no idea
Things Henry probably posted on Reddit:
AITA for getting my (very handsome) boss a cheap tasting $7 matcha latte from the cafe downstairs instead of getting him the exquisite $25 matcha latte from the luxury cafe that's a 2 hour drive away?
(The answer is yes)
AITA for getting my (very handsome) boss a cheap tasting $7 matcha latte from the cafe downstairs instead of getting him the exquisite $25 matcha latte from the luxury cafe that's a 2 hour drive away?
(The answer is yes)
October 7, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Things Henry probably posted on Reddit:
AITA for getting my (very handsome) boss a cheap tasting $7 matcha latte from the cafe downstairs instead of getting him the exquisite $25 matcha latte from the luxury cafe that's a 2 hour drive away?
(The answer is yes)
AITA for getting my (very handsome) boss a cheap tasting $7 matcha latte from the cafe downstairs instead of getting him the exquisite $25 matcha latte from the luxury cafe that's a 2 hour drive away?
(The answer is yes)
Now how do I get Henry to wear this
October 6, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Now how do I get Henry to wear this
We had to stop the car to let the fire truck pass. Henry accepted that.
When we met a hunk of a fire fighter in front of the company building, Henry gave me the weirdest look.
And when I had a totally innocent chat with the guy (yes, numbers were exchanged), he straight up walked into a pole 😂
When we met a hunk of a fire fighter in front of the company building, Henry gave me the weirdest look.
And when I had a totally innocent chat with the guy (yes, numbers were exchanged), he straight up walked into a pole 😂
October 5, 2023 at 2:09 PM
We had to stop the car to let the fire truck pass. Henry accepted that.
When we met a hunk of a fire fighter in front of the company building, Henry gave me the weirdest look.
And when I had a totally innocent chat with the guy (yes, numbers were exchanged), he straight up walked into a pole 😂
When we met a hunk of a fire fighter in front of the company building, Henry gave me the weirdest look.
And when I had a totally innocent chat with the guy (yes, numbers were exchanged), he straight up walked into a pole 😂
I sent this to Henry without context
He messaged back "your muscles look weak" 🤯
He messaged back "your muscles look weak" 🤯
October 5, 2023 at 8:24 AM
I sent this to Henry without context
He messaged back "your muscles look weak" 🤯
He messaged back "your muscles look weak" 🤯
Henry is such a shit. He gave me a mouthful for being still asleep when he came to pick me up this morning like he hadn't driven me home last night at 4 🙄
October 5, 2023 at 6:13 AM
Henry is such a shit. He gave me a mouthful for being still asleep when he came to pick me up this morning like he hadn't driven me home last night at 4 🙄
Man those old photos from the first day of Henry at work. He still frowns just as much.
October 4, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Man those old photos from the first day of Henry at work. He still frowns just as much.
What Henry thinks he looks like
vs
what Henry looks like
when he lectures me
vs
what Henry looks like
when he lectures me
October 4, 2023 at 5:25 PM
What Henry thinks he looks like
vs
what Henry looks like
when he lectures me
vs
what Henry looks like
when he lectures me
Found a photo of Henry as a cat
October 4, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Found a photo of Henry as a cat