How hard was he pulling on her finger for him to knock a TOOTH out of place?? Did he go to a doctor? Or is he just finding another excuse to be mad at her

"He has ADHD and trauma, so I get why he criticizes every step I take in the house."
No, he's pissed that his ex cheated, so he's trying to do everything he can to make you want to impress him. So you feel the need to stay on his good side and not leave his ass. But the good side is never coming

-DMs to ask for context on a post with 30+ comments
-Gets told not to talk in DMs
-Sees post of screen-shotted DM convo met with disgust
-Goes back into DMs with screen shots of DMs Post
-Apologizes and instantly start flirting

Seems like sounds logic to me
not understand /s

"You're choosing your baby over family." This baby literally came out of her! Cooking in her body for nine fucking months. That's as "family" as it gets for most people. It's the baby's first holiday and you want to leave them with some stranger?? Are you even happy your daughter has a kid now?

I'm sorry. did they say she needs to accept all THREE of her parents? It hasn't even been 2 years since the affair, divorce and remarriage. and these mfers are trying to force this new woman in her life? and instead of listening to her feelings, they're demanding this new one is called mom too 🖕🖕

I'm sorry, but we didn't need a whole paragraph about how you hit on two women at the same time and was bummed you didn't get the "smarter" one. Cause you skipped to 2 years later about how she didn't talk to you about stars while you were on the couch. Complaining about that only makes you worse.

"Okay, I love you. Goodnight"

"yep"

*blocked*

Dude is speed running No Contact with his daughter if he keeps this up. The only way to "prevent" her number from going above 5 is to be next to her for her entire life. Literally impossible. She's gonna move to another country to get away from this extremely abusive man, hope OP does too.

"I don't mind the gays as long as don't come on to me" Then you DO mind them. You do have a problem with them because you fear anyone other then a straight woman having interest in you. If you truly didn't mind their existence, you would not add a 'but if' to the end.

"You want to create a safe space for women!? Fine, I'm gonna create a safe space for men!! But I'm not gonna call it that cause it hurts my masculinity. So I'm gonna call my car The Octagon!!!"
*A single tear escapes his eye, as he contributes to the male loneliness epidemic himself*

The giant Robo-Pelican is taking me out. That thing is fucking huge!
The Tallnecks make sense cause it takes after a giraffe's feature.
But that is just a Pelican the size of Godzilla lol

"I thought you'd forgive me by now" DID YOU EVER APOLOGIZE??? Did you ever admit you were wrong? Say it was terrible that you never showed up for your daughter.
She moved out and he texted "Congrats" wtf
And now that she's at a milestone that directly involves him, he wants to be involved? fuck that

"He seems more like a friend than a man."
New gender just dropped! "friend"
Wtf is that supposed to mean?!

"Ok yes, I lied about my money troubles with her even though we're SUPPOSED to open with it. But I still want to LIE to her cause I feel she doesn't OWN my money even though we're in on a loan together. I still want to be independent but also keep my wife who married me"

"Do you really want your TATTOOS in your wedding photos?!?"
She has her tattoos in EVERY photo, cause she obviously loves them. You're 29, stop acting like your 79 with no concept of personal preferences.
The 5th grader line from the husband was epic, just put OP in her place 🤣