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Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's a clip-on.
“Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?” Literally chokes me up every time. And holy shit “a sword day, a red day, and ere the sun rises!” Bottle that shit up and I’ll take down ICE myself.
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
“Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?” Literally chokes me up every time. And holy shit “a sword day, a red day, and ere the sun rises!” Bottle that shit up and I’ll take down ICE myself.
I (hungover as shit, ie still drunk) tried to kick a raccoon the size of an ottoman off my porch at 5am. The raccoon didn’t move, I missed, slipped on ice and fell down the stairs. Ankle swole up like a pomelo. I was broke, so I wore a snowboard boot for a month and called it good (it wasn’t).
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I (hungover as shit, ie still drunk) tried to kick a raccoon the size of an ottoman off my porch at 5am. The raccoon didn’t move, I missed, slipped on ice and fell down the stairs. Ankle swole up like a pomelo. I was broke, so I wore a snowboard boot for a month and called it good (it wasn’t).
Would you rather fractured locker room or fractured tibias for KAT?
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Would you rather fractured locker room or fractured tibias for KAT?
Wait, are there other kinds of mine carts?
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Wait, are there other kinds of mine carts?
We’re about to see an uptick in hype videos put out by their respective PR teams, and while the moves undoubtedly will be slick, it’ll be important to pay attention to the inevitable “67-106, 3:05 left in the 3rd” score bug to get the full JaMelo Young experience.
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We’re about to see an uptick in hype videos put out by their respective PR teams, and while the moves undoubtedly will be slick, it’ll be important to pay attention to the inevitable “67-106, 3:05 left in the 3rd” score bug to get the full JaMelo Young experience.
The Webfooted Tubecat has places to be and fish to snack on.
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Webfooted Tubecat has places to be and fish to snack on.
If you haven’t seen “The Terror” (season 1) rectify that immediately. You could read the book by Dan Simmons, but honestly the show changes things for the better. “The Ministry of Time” by Kaliane Bradley also touches on the Erebus/Terror lost excursion, and is an amazing read.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you haven’t seen “The Terror” (season 1) rectify that immediately. You could read the book by Dan Simmons, but honestly the show changes things for the better. “The Ministry of Time” by Kaliane Bradley also touches on the Erebus/Terror lost excursion, and is an amazing read.
Tell me you’ve seen “The Terror” from AMC back in 2019. Absolute peak “let’s remember some British actor guys” television. 0eriod setting, sea madness-inducing score, and supernatural polar bear god/demon absolutely wrecking said British actor guys. Better than the book it was based on too
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tell me you’ve seen “The Terror” from AMC back in 2019. Absolute peak “let’s remember some British actor guys” television. 0eriod setting, sea madness-inducing score, and supernatural polar bear god/demon absolutely wrecking said British actor guys. Better than the book it was based on too
I mean, just check out the girth on that hoss just chillin on the bank behind my dude in the cape. You gotta live hard AND have the special kind of glandular deficiency for that kinda chonkage.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I mean, just check out the girth on that hoss just chillin on the bank behind my dude in the cape. You gotta live hard AND have the special kind of glandular deficiency for that kinda chonkage.
I think “turgid” might better describe his state
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think “turgid” might better describe his state
I REALLY wanted to love this show, because of how much I love the original Alien, but once we saw the xeno, and it walked just like “the gimp” from Pulp Fiction, I was out.
September 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I REALLY wanted to love this show, because of how much I love the original Alien, but once we saw the xeno, and it walked just like “the gimp” from Pulp Fiction, I was out.
When you’re building your fireworks factory in YOLO county, it sort of feels like you’re asking for it.
July 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
When you’re building your fireworks factory in YOLO county, it sort of feels like you’re asking for it.
This dildo needs bat’ries guvna!
May 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This dildo needs bat’ries guvna!
Cut it by a further 45% and see if that works!
May 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Cut it by a further 45% and see if that works!
Hear me out. Lakers in 9.
May 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hear me out. Lakers in 9.
My suggestion is to go read the Earthsea cycle by Ursula K. Le Guin if you want to read some top-tier wizarding shit.
April 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My suggestion is to go read the Earthsea cycle by Ursula K. Le Guin if you want to read some top-tier wizarding shit.
That cats name better be “Tare”
March 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That cats name better be “Tare”
I’m sorry, those are clearly Blob-matoes.
February 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m sorry, those are clearly Blob-matoes.
It would be great if you could be a good billionaire. Because all the other billionaires really seem to suck and would probably be more useful floating in deep space.
February 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It would be great if you could be a good billionaire. Because all the other billionaires really seem to suck and would probably be more useful floating in deep space.
Pop’s the realest. Also, part of me really hopes he finds a way to pass the torch to Duncan, and then Duncan can mold Wenby into THE BIGGEST FUNDAMENTAL. Like fucking basketball voltron.
February 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pop’s the realest. Also, part of me really hopes he finds a way to pass the torch to Duncan, and then Duncan can mold Wenby into THE BIGGEST FUNDAMENTAL. Like fucking basketball voltron.