Meanwhile, the Southwest is too dry to blink. Fire danger is critical. The Rockies and Northeast get scattered storms, like a weather-themed piñata. Pack sunscreen, a raincoat, and maybe a canoe. Enjoy the long weekend.

From Texas to Tennessee, storms are crashing your BBQ with hail, wind, and the kind of rain that turns parking lots into swimming pools. Flash floods, severe weather, and suspicious potato salad—all in one weekend.

Oklahoma to Kentucky is in twister limbo, Texas is sweating through its shirt, and Florida’s trying to one-up the sun. Tonight: Storms leap east like caffeinated frogs, targeting the Ohio Valley and Mid-Atlantic. Tomorrow: Heat dome sits on the South like it paid rent.

Tuesday, the chaos stampedes east: Kentucky, Tennessee, and parts of the Deep South get slammed next. And hey, if you’re in South Texas or Florida, congrats—you’re preheating for 100°F. Meanwhile, the North is cosplaying as late October.

Oklahoma and Arkansas are ground zero for severe storm hellscapes today: giant hail, tornadoes with attitude, and enough rain to make Noah flinch. 2–3 inches could fall in hours. Meanwhile, wildfires are revving up in the Southwest like it’s Mad Max season.

Monday reloads the sky cannon 🔄🌪️: more hail, more twisters, and more floods from TX to IA. Tuesday, the mess drifts east. FL & TX roast near 100°F 🔥, NM is a windy fire trap. This forecast brought to you by climate whiplash.

Today’s flavor: chaos. Tornado roulette from Kansas to Oklahoma (🎯), hail like snack-size anvils, flash flood threats in the Ozarks, and a surprise blizzard for ID & MT. Yes, it’s still May. Stay frosty… or very, very sweaty.

Tonight through Sunday: A new storm crashes the West, tossing snow at the Rockies and flinging fire danger over NM/West TX. It hits the Heartland Sunday night with all-you-can-eat thunderstorm chaos. Kansas & Oklahoma are the special—served with a side of flash flooding.

A double feature today: Storms in the Northeast could go full WWE with hail and wind, especially over NY/VT/MA. Meanwhile, North Texas is getting its own severe thunderstorm extravaganza—hail, wind, maybe a tornado cameo. Heat’s relentless along the Gulf with temps pushing the upper 90s.

Saturday’s vibes: Chaos, part II. Oklahoma and Arkansas are hosting more storm rodeos. By Sunday, Kansas and Nebraska jump in like “WE CAN HAZ TORNADOES TOO.” Out west, the air's so dry in AZ and NM you could mummify a raisin. And South Texas? Still hotter than a devil’s armpit in a leather coat.

Friday is a full-blown atmospheric demolition derby. Somewhere between a tornado convention and a heatwave cookout, we find this mess. OH/TN Valleys face rogue twisters, biblical rain, and wind that exfoliates your soul. New England’s drip-tortured. Texas is the sun now. Good luck out there...