Here's a thought for you: Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump...with a flamethrower.

Here's a thought for you: When a problem comes along, Chuck Norris whips it. He whips it good.

Here's a thought for you: Some people say that god can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land

Here's a thought for you: Sadaharu Oh holds the world record with 868 home runs in his career. Chuck Norris could break that record in a single season.

Here's a thought for you: Chuck Norris is the reasion why mexicans cross the border