extra extra read all about it, Bart Simpson farted in a napkin

oh my god that’s where I dropped those baked beans! ive been wondering where I dropped the baked beans, turns out they’ve been right here the whole time! well would you look at that, a hearty delicious helping of baked beans. right where I left them. I knew it. I knew you’d find the beans. my hero.

bro rolled a fookin Peel

take a good look everyone. this is the face of salvia. this is what a man of the throes of a salvia addiction looks like

for real headlines like this aren’t helping the situation, we can either keep living in a fantasy world where we feel like we still have control over this, or start fighting it.