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Whiterun encounters every 6 hours.
No lollygagging.
No lollygagging.
I know Thieves Guild armor when I see it. You're not fooling anyone.
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I know Thieves Guild armor when I see it. You're not fooling anyone.
Dangerous post, Dawnstar. If the bandits don't get you, the animals will.
December 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dangerous post, Dawnstar. If the bandits don't get you, the animals will.
Have you heard? There's been another dragon attack. Kynesgrove, this time.
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Have you heard? There's been another dragon attack. Kynesgrove, this time.
Ugh. Your breath is foul. What've you been eating?
December 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Ugh. Your breath is foul. What've you been eating?
The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
December 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
You... you were talking to that murderous savage. And then he escaped. What are you hiding?
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You... you were talking to that murderous savage. And then he escaped. What are you hiding?
Well. I'll let it slide this time. But you'd be smart to take that off. Someone might get the wrong idea.
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Well. I'll let it slide this time. But you'd be smart to take that off. Someone might get the wrong idea.
You've got a lot of nerve, walking around here dressed like an Imperial Legionnaire.
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You've got a lot of nerve, walking around here dressed like an Imperial Legionnaire.
The Gildergreen will bloom again. All thanks to you.
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Gildergreen will bloom again. All thanks to you.
Judging by your armor, I'd say you're an Imperial scout. If so, well met.
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Judging by your armor, I'd say you're an Imperial scout. If so, well met.
Trapping a dragon in Dragonsreach. Damn clever idea you had, I have to admit.
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Trapping a dragon in Dragonsreach. Damn clever idea you had, I have to admit.
It is the power of old! The Voice of the Dragonborn!
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It is the power of old! The Voice of the Dragonborn!
By the Gods! What manner of power is that?
December 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
By the Gods! What manner of power is that?
You dare strut around here, wearing that filthy Stormcloak hide?
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You dare strut around here, wearing that filthy Stormcloak hide?
That iron sword's pretty undependable. You should try steel.
December 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
That iron sword's pretty undependable. You should try steel.
Favor the bow, eh? I'm a sword man, myself.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Favor the bow, eh? I'm a sword man, myself.
You're like me, eh? Don't fancy those clunky two-handed weapons.
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You're like me, eh? Don't fancy those clunky two-handed weapons.
Helgen... destroyed by a dragon. Hard to believe, isn't it?
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Helgen... destroyed by a dragon. Hard to believe, isn't it?
Got to thinking... maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet?
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Got to thinking... maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet?
Thanks again for helping reopen the East Empire Company. Gonna have them import me some of that aged Breton cheese.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Thanks again for helping reopen the East Empire Company. Gonna have them import me some of that aged Breton cheese.
Fancy the leather armor, huh? Something to be said for going light.
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fancy the leather armor, huh? Something to be said for going light.
Why the Elven blade, hmm? Nord steel not good enough for you?
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Why the Elven blade, hmm? Nord steel not good enough for you?
'Tis a wicked axe you wield there, friend. That blade looks sharp enough to cut through a god.
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
'Tis a wicked axe you wield there, friend. That blade looks sharp enough to cut through a god.
Wonder what it's like for those Thalmor, now that they've been taken down a notch...
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wonder what it's like for those Thalmor, now that they've been taken down a notch...