the white house has been reassuring the public about the mysterious drones flying above new jersey by calling them lawfully operated aircrafts, or even stars. the stars part was biden’s idea

i think the drones are really just trying to determine whether central jersey is actually real

thanksgiving with my dad’s side is much different than my mom’s side like my dad’s parents will be like “all the food should be organic” and my mom’s parents will be like “abortion is murder”

don’t let college football’s The Game today distract you from the fact that the northern colorado women’s basketball team beat the central christian college of kansas by 114 points yesterday #Collegefootball #goklawz

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just saw that charlie brown tried to kick the football AGAIN. really thought this would be the year he figured it out