skyeselkie 🏴
@skyeselkie.bsky.social
Irreverent Scot in the north country (strains of Dylan). Retired documentary photographer, filmmaker, author. Community organizer. Jill of all trades, master of none.
Dancing with the Stars - Prison Edition.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Dancing with the Stars - Prison Edition.
One can only hope his vasectomy scar becomes infected by a particularly virulent form of pseudomonas.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
One can only hope his vasectomy scar becomes infected by a particularly virulent form of pseudomonas.
Thanks for the article. Calling him a jerk is an understatement.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Thanks for the article. Calling him a jerk is an understatement.
Seal Team 6, perhaps?
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Seal Team 6, perhaps?
Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Xmas - you're unemployed! 🤯
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Xmas - you're unemployed! 🤯
Give them a uniform and they all think they're Hitler - or nowadays, Trump.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Give them a uniform and they all think they're Hitler - or nowadays, Trump.
He should be first for the chopping block.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
He should be first for the chopping block.
To be fair, he was dazed having just been rudely awakened from a nap. 😵💫
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
To be fair, he was dazed having just been rudely awakened from a nap. 😵💫
Has he looked in a mirror lately?
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Has he looked in a mirror lately?
If only he'd had his Covid and flu shot boosters.
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If only he'd had his Covid and flu shot boosters.
The UK could save approximately £52 million if it honored its pledge of £80 million to the Amazon Fund, and stopped funding the Sovereign Grant, which is now estimated to be £132 million for fiscal year 2025-2026. In light of recent events, it would be a better investment.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The UK could save approximately £52 million if it honored its pledge of £80 million to the Amazon Fund, and stopped funding the Sovereign Grant, which is now estimated to be £132 million for fiscal year 2025-2026. In light of recent events, it would be a better investment.
I feel a Trump "quid pro quo" coming on.
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I feel a Trump "quid pro quo" coming on.
And to show off his dancing prowess, he needs a $250million ballroom. 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
And to show off his dancing prowess, he needs a $250million ballroom. 🙄
A.K.A. "The Oval Orifice."
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A.K.A. "The Oval Orifice."
Reposted by skyeselkie 🏴
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Another graduate of Word Salad University.
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Another graduate of Word Salad University.
What the fuck is he doing? He looks like he's going to clobber them.
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
What the fuck is he doing? He looks like he's going to clobber them.