Skye
@skyelvl1.bsky.social
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He/Him. Level 1 Monster. High LUK, low INT. Drops common loot. Does silly voices and tells bad jokes. Likes video games, pizza, and reposting pretty pictures of pretty ladies. Dislikes being shooed away with a broom.
He/Him. Level 1 Monster. High LUK, low INT. Drops common loot. Does silly voices and tells bad jokes. Likes video games, pizza, and reposting pretty pictures of pretty ladies. Dislikes being shooed away with a broom.
They were so real for this.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
They were so real for this.
One job, Maker. You had one job, and you still buggered it up, you absolute goofball. This is like giving up on losing your car keys, but your car is an M1 Abrams with a 20 in its Charisma stat.
September 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
One job, Maker. You had one job, and you still buggered it up, you absolute goofball. This is like giving up on losing your car keys, but your car is an M1 Abrams with a 20 in its Charisma stat.
Okay, whether it's Victor or Reed, Doom will always look cool with a fur mantle.
September 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Okay, whether it's Victor or Reed, Doom will always look cool with a fur mantle.
"And that's how Tony Stark became... Captain Ultra."
September 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"And that's how Tony Stark became... Captain Ultra."
Okay, I must be dumb, because I'm clueless on how they determined the "two year" hard date. Do big temporal bubbles have, like, tree rings or something? Or did Deadpool just drop off some notes to them about Marvel's intended release schedule for the Ultimate universe when I wasn't looking? I'unno.
September 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Okay, I must be dumb, because I'm clueless on how they determined the "two year" hard date. Do big temporal bubbles have, like, tree rings or something? Or did Deadpool just drop off some notes to them about Marvel's intended release schedule for the Ultimate universe when I wasn't looking? I'unno.
Assuming that I've followed along correctly, I like this moment relying on the reactions to convey who Kang could be. It's been heavily implied that it's Howard from another point in time, though one could theorize that it's possibly Tony in the armor (unless I'm dumb and that's somehow impossible.)
September 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Assuming that I've followed along correctly, I like this moment relying on the reactions to convey who Kang could be. It's been heavily implied that it's Howard from another point in time, though one could theorize that it's possibly Tony in the armor (unless I'm dumb and that's somehow impossible.)
"I dunno, Howard, do you think you missed anyone?"
![A large spread depicting Howard Stark in the Iron Man armor creating a massive explosion of light around his suit, blasting an army of clones, Kang and The Maker all surrounding him. Howard says: "[It's like staring into a mirror...] ...and hating what you see."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xpkbzbmkbbcqjmneiyz4vmm3/bafkreictzyaomc3gnrln2vublnadrksz4klpc7yiatsof44z6t727fewua@jpeg)
September 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"I dunno, Howard, do you think you missed anyone?"
This is an accurate depiction of the anguish and pain I feel having to choose between my favorites in the Ultimate Favorite Pokémon Picker.
September 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is an accurate depiction of the anguish and pain I feel having to choose between my favorites in the Ultimate Favorite Pokémon Picker.
"You see, Howard, there's actually ANOTHER turtle underneath that turtle, too. It's turtles all the way down. It makes perfect sense, I assure you."
September 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"You see, Howard, there's actually ANOTHER turtle underneath that turtle, too. It's turtles all the way down. It makes perfect sense, I assure you."
I can't begin to analyze the petty maliciousness that the Maker harbors for his alternate self, and it's all the sadder that this Reed did nothing to the guy. The Maker really said "I'll make this guy cosplay as my mortal enemy just so I can feel good kicking him in the ribs every day." What a tool.
September 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I can't begin to analyze the petty maliciousness that the Maker harbors for his alternate self, and it's all the sadder that this Reed did nothing to the guy. The Maker really said "I'll make this guy cosplay as my mortal enemy just so I can feel good kicking him in the ribs every day." What a tool.
I need to know how long this background took. I'm getting wrist pains just looking at it.
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I need to know how long this background took. I'm getting wrist pains just looking at it.
I don't think there's ever gonna be a way to make Kang's ensemble of green, blue and purple come together into something that actually looks cohesive and cool, but if there WAS a way to go about it, I guess "just make it an Iron Man suit" wasn't a bad one.
August 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I don't think there's ever gonna be a way to make Kang's ensemble of green, blue and purple come together into something that actually looks cohesive and cool, but if there WAS a way to go about it, I guess "just make it an Iron Man suit" wasn't a bad one.
I'm sad to see that, in the far future, we still haven't been able to reign in architects who call themselves "visionaries." This thing looks like if I spawned a dozen giant pieces of pasta in Garry's Mod and then forcibly clipped them into each other with the Physics Gun or something.
August 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm sad to see that, in the far future, we still haven't been able to reign in architects who call themselves "visionaries." This thing looks like if I spawned a dozen giant pieces of pasta in Garry's Mod and then forcibly clipped them into each other with the Physics Gun or something.
"...Would you erase me from existence?"
"...Yes."
"I'll keep that in mind."
"...Yes."
"I'll keep that in mind."
August 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"...Would you erase me from existence?"
"...Yes."
"I'll keep that in mind."
"...Yes."
"I'll keep that in mind."
There's something melancholy about this sequence that made me pause. Something about the inconclusiveness of it all, and the fact that Howard - who might be out of his depth now, but he is far from naive - figures that he has to just assume the worst of Obadiah, even if he'll never know for sure.
August 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There's something melancholy about this sequence that made me pause. Something about the inconclusiveness of it all, and the fact that Howard - who might be out of his depth now, but he is far from naive - figures that he has to just assume the worst of Obadiah, even if he'll never know for sure.
I like these data pages. I do find it a bit funny that Wakanda is 'unknown territory' but they have a pretty decent idea where it is. I guess they just don't know it's Wakanda yet and instead they have it labelled as "that bit of Africa where all our drones keep mysteriously disappearing" for now.
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I like these data pages. I do find it a bit funny that Wakanda is 'unknown territory' but they have a pretty decent idea where it is. I guess they just don't know it's Wakanda yet and instead they have it labelled as "that bit of Africa where all our drones keep mysteriously disappearing" for now.
Onto number three, and I gotta say, they didn't skimp on the background here, now did they? Like, goddamn, well done.
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Onto number three, and I gotta say, they didn't skimp on the background here, now did they? Like, goddamn, well done.
I'm not even going to pretend any of that makes any sense (stretchy powers or not) and instead I'm just going to wonder if The Maker was seriously debating whether to store his brain in his nuts or something.
August 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm not even going to pretend any of that makes any sense (stretchy powers or not) and instead I'm just going to wonder if The Maker was seriously debating whether to store his brain in his nuts or something.
I think it's cool that the comics accurately captured the Marvel Rivals experience of plugging damage directly into Mr. Fantastic's head only for it to barely do a goddamn thing.
August 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think it's cool that the comics accurately captured the Marvel Rivals experience of plugging damage directly into Mr. Fantastic's head only for it to barely do a goddamn thing.
Oh, I guess we're keeping that "people melting into goo" train rolling.
August 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh, I guess we're keeping that "people melting into goo" train rolling.
...What's up, Reed? Why you staring like that? You thinking "man, we should put that guy in the Marvel Tokon roster" or something?
August 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
...What's up, Reed? Why you staring like that? You thinking "man, we should put that guy in the Marvel Tokon roster" or something?
Uh, there is definitely some Comic Books™ happening right now, folks. Just don't ask me to explain it.
August 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Uh, there is definitely some Comic Books™ happening right now, folks. Just don't ask me to explain it.
"unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. capable of breaking a man in half with my gamma-mutated hands. flourishing."
August 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. capable of breaking a man in half with my gamma-mutated hands. flourishing."
There's something funny about how The Maker specifically decided to plonk his big chess piece lookin' ass City next to Castle Latveria just so he could say "mine's bigger" to a man who doesn't even exist in this universe (to my knowledge.) He's such a professional hater that I just have to love it.
August 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
There's something funny about how The Maker specifically decided to plonk his big chess piece lookin' ass City next to Castle Latveria just so he could say "mine's bigger" to a man who doesn't even exist in this universe (to my knowledge.) He's such a professional hater that I just have to love it.