Hope your scan goes well, I did this, hope you like:

Why do hazelnuts tend to float to the top of muesli packets?

The epoch of 'Degenerate Man'

'I don't want to have to read you the riot act but I am going to have to read you some extracts from the riot act, like section one, paragraph one: don't leave your boss twisting in the wind and then burst in late, smelling like a pissed seaside donkey'

Grappling space capsule is so much cooler than my guess of 'getting your Call of Duty rig just so'

Okay, baby, person running in a, no, feck, group of people murmuring, no, blamanche, feckin blamanche...

Current favourite utility names: FancyZones and Mice Without Borders

Have HHKB with cntrl in nicean edict format - I prefer it too :)

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'that was Roxanne by the police, or, as they're now known, Sting' （￣︶￣）↗

Quick ticketyupdate: Today said ticketyboo again without meaning to

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I mean, stop me if if I'm wrong, but is that not monumentously bad security?