Life In The Slurred World
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Life In The Slurred World
@skunkfucker.bsky.social
I am the green fairy
My robe is the color of despair
I have nothing in common with the fairies of the past
What I need is blood, red and hot
The palpitating flesh of my victims
Bro....there's a cup right behind you
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I like it. It tastes like pencil shavings. Last time I drank a bottle of it I got suspended from Twitter
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Love how she's like I DON'T GIVE A FUCK BOUT BASKETBALL YOU GETTING THAT DICK WET??
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It's Larry....

You don't know how seen I felt in the episode where he get high & says he was "very furried" about his lion daughter
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Can't believe we're careening towards a world where no humans will have ever fucked a cow's pussy
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Interesting Lifelover choice, feel like that's the record I listened to the least but I know it's got some strong songs.
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oh man love this dude!
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
V. was my first too, probably the odd one out in his bibliography but still great. Gravity's Rainbow is well worth it, definitely one of those books that lives up to its massive reputation.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Whoa! Do you have a fave? I have not read Against the Day, Mason & Dixon, or his short stories yet but I have copies of all his books up to Bleeding Edge. Bleeding Edge might be a slight favorite just because it's the only book that takes place when I was alive.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
OH WAIT it was a 0.6 that's so much funnier
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I near to've pissed myself laughing when I found out Pitchfork had to walk back their 1.something review of Andrew WK's I Get Wet
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The Veldt are insanely underrated
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me, I'm up stroking my melpert
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Jesus fucking Christ
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They pulled an Arab on Radar and booted the girl and just didn't get a replacement girl
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM