I love super freakin mario and I love having disgusting freak sex with my wife

How it feels drinking a monster after not having caffeine for a week

Trying to convince my gf fortnite is a fun game and a day after she downloads it they announce a skibidi toilet crossover. I'm so fucking embarrassed

gotta eat but leaving my room means I risk human interaction

Yes I like to collect rocks. Red jasper has been especially alluring as of late

Everyone please start doing drugs and drinking alcohol

bunny who lives in a dream 🐇

@deceased-bunny.bsky.social

Love is about sacrifice. Like sacrificing having clean shaven armpits because your girlfriend likes hairy pits and girlsmell