Damn it I was just planning the Group Toppers champions parade. What am I going to do with a double decker bus and 500kg of fireworks now? #pafc

Going from ‘club wide development’ to focusing exclusively on first team matters. Seems like a dumbing down of the role.

Not only has there been such a turnover of staff, but also so many changes in the structure and hierarchy.

I want full Carl Fletcher level tears when he gets sacked for a tepid defeat at Bristol Rovers

Ashia and Tolaj not reading the script. #pafc

Standard 2-0 that, Paul Berne was right, consistency is key. #pafc

Yes, please. Bring back the blond.

Also, Bonjour, or something…

Only 1-0 so far, well done lads #pafc

A prime example of a, recently reoccurring, “let’s start Caleb Roberts for no apparent reason,” game

Let’s keep comparing to that team… they lost 7 games all season, we’ve already managed to surpass that.

He played for Man United
His gaffer got a knighthood
He never gets excited
It’s Thomas Clever leyyy

He came to the Argyle
Haven’t been good for a quite a while
He never makes us smile
It’s Thomas Cleverley

I’ve been subjected to Galloway and Mumba mis-hitting passes to each other for about 3 years now please lord make it stop #pafc